We are closing in on Jax and Brittanys big wedding day. I dont think an event has had this many people on edge since theMueller Report release. Lets just say they seem to be slightly skeptical of Jax and his pattern of behavior. Credit: Bravo Of course, in Jaxs words, he claims he basically bought her brother a baby. Im not sure I would put that on the babys birthday card....
Its day 35 of thetrip to Solvang. Jk, were actually in the final stretch of the girls trip to wine country and Crazytown. Katie claims that Kristen was like banging on doors at the hotel and asking for cigarettes. Credit: Bravo I would like to ask where that footage is?! The ladies head to another winery. Lala is starting to get real annoyed at not being able to drink on a wine trip....
It feels like TomTom began construction in 1999. This has been one helluva gestation period. Its like a Kate Hudson pregnancy: It feels like its taken longer than normal. Credit: Bravo But weve finally arrived at debut time. Speaking of Toms, Schwartz heads over to James apartment to check on his set list for the party. James is composing a hand-written note to Lalas man, Randall, as an apology. Like it literally starts Dear Randall,…...
First of all, I have no idea why this episode is airing a day earlier. But I think we can all agree thatVanderpump Rulesdef helps soothe the Sunday Scaries. James and Raquel are back at their apartment, putting together furniture. Credit: Bravo Raquel tells James she would like him to tell her if he ever cheated on her. Um gurl…you cray. He def will not do that. Back at Sur, we get a Teddi Mellencamp cameo!...
The morning after is bleak in Mexico onVanderpump Rules. Stassi and Beau sorta make up, but its also unclear if Stassi will try and control her freakouts. Beau, meanwhile, is having like an allergic reaction to all the stress. Credit: Bravo Thankfully there are some bad tattoos to help cover the patchiness. Usually when employees know the boss is in the office, they hop to it! But thats not really the case at SUR....
The fight heard round the worlderrthe hotel ended rather anticlimactically. But a little spooning and lowering of voices set everything straight. Frankly, I expected a little more fallout and drama from this. Vanderpump RulesSeason 7, Episode 17Beau Clark Feels Battered by Stassi SchroederCR: Bravo.Bravo Thankfully, we have the gifts of Stassi and Kristen… So the gang all goes out for dinner the next night and, naturally, orders shots. These folks do more shots than the Sigma Nu house at any Big 10 college....
What Katie wants for Christmas is for James to get the old heave-ho. Lisa asks for her biz partner Nathalies advice. If Vanderpump is ever made into a movie, Nathalie will be played byIsabelle Huppert. Credit: Bravo Nathalie claims theyre making 20% more every Tuesday because of James. Can we run those numbers? Shes getting fat sucked out of her body and put into her butt and hips. Scheana is moving to Santa Monica and is having James help her with all her stuff....
Yup, it wasnt really a breakup so much as a good nights sleep separated from each other. Lala reveals that the pair had gotten back together at a girls night with Katie and Brittany. Youll never get that $4.50 back again, ladies. Credit: Bravo More importantly, Randall returned Lalas Gucci slides. Lalas got even more reason to celebrate: Shes starring in a slasher movie calledThe Row. Apparently, its a challenging role because Lala was forced to dig deep and play a prude....
Our long national nightmare is finally over: TomTom has officially opened! We open with the gang all getting spiffy for the big night…and discussing Lalas rage issues. Sandoval is utterly giddy while talking about driving up to Schwartzs apartment. Credit: Bravo Then, when Schwartz sees it he is similarly gleeful. I can only imagine Katie is somewhere staring out the window, taking deep breaths but seething with rage. Shes upset with her husband for not spending enough time with her and being a crappy partner....
It was a very butts-centric episode ofVanderpump Rules. Butts were getting facials. Butts were doing shots.Rulesreally showed the versatility of the human butt. Credit: Bravo I hope the Peabody voting committee takes note. You all remember Yulin: they have a massive dog eating/torturing holiday that Lisa V is reaaaaal not into. Despite being fired, James shows up for the anti-Yulin event. Lisa tells James that shes going to have a meeting with his mother about his behavior....
Why do people challenge Lala? You will always lose. Even when Lala may seem to lose, she’s still funnier, louder and, well, funnier. Credit: Bravo But there’s more to recap before we get to her volcanic eruption at Billie Lee’s brunch. We pick up immediately after James' spazz out at TomTom. He flees through the back to have a cigarette and shed a few tears. I feel like James could really benefit from a nice mood stabilizer....
It feels like were in a bit of aVanderpumplull this week. So this weeks episode just feels like the build-up to the main event, a.k.a. where everyone gets massacred. Credit: Bravo TomTom is still not open yet. Upon a quick Google search, it means point of sale. Look, I can open my own restaurant now! Turns out, he needed to go motorcycle shopping for a bike with a sidecar for him and Schwartz....
It was actually a fairly non-dramatic climax if you dont count Scheanas messy romantic life. Like they coulda thrown it there and probably saved $14k but dont mention that to Jax. Scheana is worried about the party because Adam is still upset with her for sleeping with male model Ethan. Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo To win him back, Scheana has done the totally normal and logical thing of adopting him a penguin....
