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as though someonefinallyunderstood what shes trying to say, is just…chefs kiss. You just knew this bobble-headed Jill was gonna go tumblin back down eventually. Andboy,did Jack come tumbling after. https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-9/episode-12/videos/are-dorit-kemsley-and-kyle-richardsAre Dorit Kemsley and Kyle Richards the Next Friends to Fall Out?Bravo.Bravo And then hes gonnathrow her under the bus like that? I never thought Id say this, but Kyle Richards is right: somethingisup. Lets get to it… To recap: As isRHOBHtradition, this episode revolves around three central meals....

Only to reveal in the last two minutes that we have alie detector testcoming??? I tell ya what: the devil works hard, but theRHOBHproducers work harder. But tonights episode was the opposite of that. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (screen grab)Season 9, Episode 14CR: Bravo.Bravo Wow, extremely rude to me. Shes made her peace with it, and those kids better be thankful! Its wild, but Sami seems as chill and fashion-wary as her mom, so its also cute....

We have all had this experience. Beautiful, accountable, exciting-as-sand Teddi, it seems, has not. Amnesia is a very rare occurrence, mostly popularized by television shows and fanfictionabouttelevision shows. Credit: BRAVO Any amnesia you were perplexed by Erika having in that moment would have to be fake, i.e.pretend. Have I spent a lot of time on this one single thing fromRHOBHreunion finale? But thats because theres not a lot else to do here!...

So, this is our new normal. No, not the ill-fatedNene Leakesseries of years gone by. This arrangement is not tenable. Nicole Weingart/Bravo But if theBeverly Hillsfranchise is going down, at least they look terrible doing it. Truly, what is happening with the looks this episode? “After Denise’s wedding, we all thought that Lisa Vanderpump’s issues with everyone were over.” Bravo “I think I’ve taken quite a lot of crap from Kyle Richards....

And it all starts in Hawaii! I cannotbelieveI am still being forced to care about Camille’s wedding. Or about Lisa Vanderpump tabloid stories when Lisa Vanderpump isn’t even on the show anymore. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS — Season:9 — Pictured: (l-r) Denise Richards, Erika Girardi, Dorit Kemsley, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, Lisa Vanderpump — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo).Tommy Garcia/Bravo Will I seek out this article?...

The main question surrounding Monday nights MET gala, was of course: whatiscamp? Well, I would love to tell yooh no, excuse me. Teddi just interjected thatshedlove to tell you becauseand you may not know this about hershes very direct. Credit: Bravo And as wellallknow, being direct, by definition, means sharing every opinion youve ever had aloud. And if put to the test, Im still not sure I could perfectly define camp....

Ive got a pretty short memory when it comes toHousewives. Christine Blasey Ford, and Im completely over it. Same goes for Dorit. RECAP: 4/16/19 RHOBHReal Housewives of Beverly HillsSeason 9, Episode 10.Bravo Or, look atKim Richards. Not even her feather duster wig, nor omnipresent finger-smudged champagne glass seem to faze me. So lets do that real quick, k? But the editors flash to the first time they met when Dorit was all Im a hugger!...

And these werent even the first receipts of the episode! Unfortunately, Teddi is still new around here. Which isso richI think we can all quit our day jobs just from hearing it. And to top it all off, she says, I find out people have been gossiping about me. Doritto topwhatall off?! Oh, you mean the day that Lisa was told the dog was in a kill shelter? Because this all simply dies out if Teddi never says anything....

Its a real labyrinth for the mindall accompanied by women twirling around in sparkly gowns against jewel-tone backgrounds! (I assume its obvious that should be read withthe voiceof a drunk, pseudo-British kitten). And yes thatisa mostly well-deployed pun youre hearing there! Credit: Bravo DENISE: My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.Am I, admittedly, a lover of self-appointed question-and-answer sessions?Yes. But I also love the suggestion that Denises life is more bananas than the bananas version weve been told....

The real story, it tells us, is even more…CRAZY/EPIC/UNBELIEVABLE/SHOCKING. But I have no idea what theyre talking about? !Whatscrazier?Whatsmore epic??? Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo No, I much prefer to come into these seasons blind. Denise Richards is this seasons new cast member…which means we have to talk aboutCharlie Sheenall the time. Im not really one to defend Kyle, but I am one to be fair (ha! When Dorit relays this story to Erika, she correctly gasps, Was Lisa maaaad?...

Tragedy has struckThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. and talking behind each others backs about how other people need to stop talking behind each others backs. Camille, on the other hand, has been omnipresent in her bridal excitement to be celebrated. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (screen grab)Season 9, Ep 17 | Air Date: June 4, 2019CR: Bravo.Bravo Erika, for her part, has mostly been patting the puss nationwide this season....

Praise Andy Cohen on high forMrs.Denise Richards. What a breath of fresh air… believes in the power of sideways-8s. And this week, Denise makes six! But the thing about Denise is…shesnotuptight, polished, or produced like the rest of herRHOBHsistren. Im not even wearing pants because these are technically jean shorts! And my shoes are actually just the little flipflops they give you after a pedicure! Now, barkeep, just procure me your finest Yeti cup full of tequila!...

Rinna basically sat out season 8; now, she has returnedfor blood. But the thing about it is… Lisa Vanderpump cant pull strings where there are no strings to pull. Perhaps theyve taken cover to avoid one of LVPs many, many flying jabs at Dorit. Credit: Bravo LVP tells her to stop bringing it up, and Kyle whispers to Rinna: Dorit. Idoblame Teddi and Kyle for then spilling the very explicit beans about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice....