The Real Housewives of New Jerseyrecap: 'Reunion, Part 1'

Teresa is blond (it looks good! ), Danielle Staub has a bob (it looks good! No ones gonna ever come between us again, Melissa says. Credit: BRAVO Teresas face, in response, is blank. Margaret has finally really had it, and my moneys on extensions flying by episodes end. The good news is that were saved by the bell that is, Melissas phone, which is ringing. Whos on the line? Ramona Singer, whom Melissa has in her phone as Romana....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 298 words · Yolanda Higgins

The Real Housewives of New Jerseyrecap: 'Reunion, Part 2'

The reunion wraps up with one last attempt at a detente between Siggy and Margaret Hows everybody doing? You know what, I think I am. the Great Pigster Feud (Pigster = Pigtails + Sigster). Credit: BRAVO Youre lucky Im on fing probation, bitch, Teresa tells her. Nobody looks terribly good here, but the person who gets the most credit is Melissa. Poor Danielle Staub looks like shes about to have a nervous breakdown....

May 1, 2025 · 3 min · 517 words · Morgan Shaw

The Real Housewives of New York Cityfrom A to Z: A glossary of Bravo's most watchable franchise

This weekendThe Real Housewives of New York Citycelebrated the 10th anniversary of its debut. Two: Writing a book is not the same thing as writing a long email. #Bookgate has been solved! Credit: Jay Sullivan/Bravo C is for CLASS Money can’t buy it. Carole was very glad to meet her, and so were we. F is for FORTUNE-TELLERS This is New York City, okay? for no apparent reason at the end of her tagline, and also sometimes just in normal conversation....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 145 words · Katherine Andrews

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: 'It's okay not to cabaret'

Any other franchise would just never go there. But thats just whatRHONYis. If they cant mask it with Botox,they cant mask it. Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo And thats what I love about them. I mean,Luannisnt incredible, shes a monster. But again, if you enjoyed the psychological terrors ofHaunting of Hill House,youre gonna love this. Thats actually like adeficitof jail time. I understand not wanting someone to hold the help they freely gave against you....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Mr. Xavier Roth

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: 'The S.S. Ramona'

You guys, she wasthatdrunk. And to be fair, some of the other women were insane to her the night before. Apparently, a part of this Miami trip all along has been that Ramona wanted to host a party. The Real Housewives of New York City (screen grab)Season 11, Episode 14CR: Bravo.Bravo I simply do not know where she finds these men. It is really something. No, they do not, because they know shes just out trolling for dudes in her one piece....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 120 words · Laurie Marshall

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: A surf-and-turf hit-and-run

When you do forgive, you start walking forward. You cant settle for more. Thats not what settling is! RECAP: 3/20/19 RHONYReal Housewives of New York.NBC LUANN: I plead guilty…to beingfabulous.Luann, you were arrested. Then you slipped your cuffs, verbally assaulted a police officer, and had to go to rehab. I just…dont know if this is the place to invoke fabulousness. But its also not good; like if I went outside and said, Its raining pigs and monkeys!...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 410 words · Dana Mason

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: Do the Dubin

Its a maneuver nothing short of Machiavellian, and Idointend to use it. Maybe at a family wedding, maybe at a class reunionwho could really say? The year is young and so is Sonja, at least according to her seeming complete lack of hangover-fear. Real Housewives of New york season 11 episode 13.Bravo Well, that, and the fact that all the other women keep making out with her former fellas. But the Real Housewives are not just friends, theyre also co-workers....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 222 words · Cassandra Rosario

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: Don't tell mama

You know things are about to go upside down when theRHONYeditors show a white wine montage. But the white wine montage, we knowshes a friend of ours. One mention of Anne Hathaway? This isnt even Lisa Rinna in a legitimate Captain Marvel ad. Mostly, Im curious about the logistic of this in-episode product placement. And now that Ive also done their dirty work for them, shouldIbe expecting a check fromThe Hustleand/or Bravo?...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Ian Davis

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: Rated-R for reach

Because it sure didnt. Luanns house is turning out to be more like… Killer-Kingston, maybe? Sonjas communication level, however, wavers somewhere between toddler-who-missed-their-nap and great-grandma-who-didnt-realize-the-eggnog-was-spiked. Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo And that was fine! Because the show went onstage over a half hour after it was supposed to! I mean, wow… Lets get moving people, weve got a lot of ground to inaccurately cover. Its like a private plane, but its on wheels!...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Jeffrey Cummings

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: Sleeping with the fishes

I cannot believe the Berkshires snuck up on me like this. Bravo should release a Berkshires greatest hits compilation on iTunes or somethingI would pay the 99 cents. You dont have to get back to being a high-society debutantalso you literally cant. Bravo Youre 43 and you star on a reality show. But, nonetheless, you have done very well for yourself since that one little decade-long hiccup! But Tinsley, you have the job a million girls would kill for!...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 403 words · Rebecca Carr

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: Welcome to the faux pas spa

No matter what Dorinda says, the women have been getting along pretty well thus far. But the upcoming season preview promises the grand psychological warfare ofRHONYseasons past. You know what Idontlove? Credit: Bravo The thing is that everyone is acting like this is normal, Bethenny says in her testimonial. Not to mention, she luckily still has some juice in the tank… When her ex-husband Mario shows up. Whoo, it is wild!...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 242 words · Kimberly Herrera

The Real Housewives of New York Cityrecap: You are now entering the Morgan Zone

After 24-hours in the Berkshires, everyone has gone completely bananas. It truly is like watching an episode of theTwilight Zone. It would be sad if it wasnt so damn fascinating. Bravo The woman tried to wrap a dog around her neck like a pashmina at the dinner table. The high drama of it all Game of ThronesWISHES… Do I believe that room cost $250,000 to decorate like she says it did?...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 180 words · Evan Anderson

The Real Housewives of New Yorkrecap: Money can't buy you (cl)ass

But thats the thing about Dorindashe really seems like a warm person. Tinsleyalsohas a boyfriend and a rich person name, so why cantsheget a stocking made for him? Dale truly is a wild one. https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/season-11/episode-4/videos/next-on-rhony-who-is-sonja-morganTHE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY — Pictured: Sonja MorganBravo.Bravo Totally true, but what can I say? I love my Grey Gardens girl! You know what else I love? Seeing Luann, despite all her best efforts, be humbled....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 243 words · Peter Jackson