Imagine a Muppet, but taller, scarier, and more popular on the internet.
But Gritty refuses to believe hes a true sensation.
Thats the only sensation, really.
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I cant do Venmo anymore).
Did you always dream of becoming a famous mascot?
How do you think youve handled your skyrocketing success?
Are we headed for a Kanye-like meltdown?Ou contrare, Im predicting an Elon Musk-level ascension.
All the way to the freaking MOON!
And those nightmares get about 29 miles to the gallon, so Id say the fuel level is great.
How can you possibly top your 2018?I thoughtNextwas that dating show on MTV.
They canceled that I think if I remember correctly.
But, to top my 2018?
Probs counting down til midnight with [Flyers player] Claude [Giroux] dream big ya know?
