It was actually a fairly non-dramatic climax if you dont count Scheanas messy romantic life.
Like they coulda thrown it there and probably saved $14k but dont mention that to Jax.
Scheana is worried about the party because Adam is still upset with her for sleeping with male model Ethan.
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To win him back, Scheana has done the totally normal and logical thing of adopting him a penguin.
Who IS this woman?
She certainly doesnt bring up the penguin adoption on the party bus everyone takes to the venue.
Stassi is in shock and Adam is likely overhearing this since its like a 500 sq.
Knowing Lalas penchant for drama (see: this weekendsfeud with Fofty Cent), Brittany is naturally nervous.
I feel like this group should maybe stop going to Mexico together.
Schwartz decides he should confront Adam, who is clearly upset about Scheana.
Adam tells Schwartz that Scheana slept with another dude and Schwartz sorta understands the issue.
Once a penis goes into a vagina, it becomes very intimate, the very wise Tom Schwartz reveals.
Adam decides to walk over and talk to Scheana.
Well, talk is probably not the wordthey mostly yell at each other.
She then says she prob slept with Ethan to get Adam to make a choice.
But also says she thought about Adam the entire time.
And thats where things REAAALLLY go downhill.
about 10 times, and then each say hey!
Finally, Adam just forces Scheana to let go.
She returns to the couch and cries while holding her penguin adoption letter.
Poor Spot will never know his adopted father.
She says that the guys work really hard and it diminishes their efforts if LVP says things like that.
you’re able to tell Lisa is just like, Uh really gurl?
It doesnt help that Sandoval is doing a beer bong while theyre having this discussion.
But, ultimately, it seems to go fine and LVP doesnt get mad.
Theres a lotta talk about whether or not Jax is a changed man and it seems like he is.
Brittanys dad is a little nervous about it but LVP tells him Jax is different.
Obvs, Raquel orders the goat cheese balls because shes THAT girl.
Is Raquel secretly possessed by a 1920s-era male senior citizen?
That might explain the eyes.
Back at the engagement party, Scheana continues to cry, mostly on Brittanys grandmothers shoulder.
LVP makes a nice toast to Jax and Brittany.
Before she leaves, LVP does a beer bonga bedazzled onewith the two Toms.
Its the first one for the British gal who doesnt much like beer.
Apparently, people can change.
