It feels like were in a bit of aVanderpumplull this week.
So this weeks episode just feels like the build-up to the main event, a.k.a.
where everyone gets massacred.
Credit: Bravo
TomTom is still not open yet.
Upon a quick Google search, it means point of sale.
Look, I can open my own restaurant now!
Turns out, he needed to go motorcycle shopping for a bike with a sidecar for him and Schwartz.
He does not seem to care.
Schwartzs triplet brothers are back!!
But they kinda get edited out of this episode tbh.
They come to see TomTom but, for some reason, do not stay for the opening night party.
But Sandoval, Schwartz, and Jax do take them to a club to see James DJ.
Jax just stares at them like WTF.
You know things are bad when even Jax Taylor is questioning the decision.
Starsarejust like us.).
Im surprised Katie didnt throw a cat through a window.
She is super not pleased that James has been invited and basically pulls seniority, banning him from coming.
The girls still havent talked or seen Kristen since the group therapy session.
But Kristen is apparently pretending that everything is hunky dory via social media.
She and Carter go out for their anniversary and it takes about 2 mins for them to start fighting.
Hes not psyched that she shared personal details with Stassi and Katie.
The next day, Stassi and Schwartz decide to go get waxes together.
Schwartz then gets like the only hair on his chest removed because he wants to seem sexier for Katie.
I did not understand this decision either.
She also might be a wee bit tipsy because she snuck a flask into work.
It looks like theyre waiting on people sometimes but then also just sitting around.
And Stassi is being very liberal with the pajama theme.
Anyways, the Toms head out to the old Sur alleyway to hash out the James situation.
Ariana comes out to yell at Schwartz because shes tired of Sandoval always ending up the bad Tom.
Then, Katie arrives and all hell breaks loose.
The two start yelling at each other and Sandoval says a lotta hurtful but not completely wrong things.
Katie ends up in tears and heads home with Schwartz.
Theyre at TomTom figuring out the POS(!)
system and James just happens to walk in.
I think he may need to get his money back from these therapy sessions.
To be continued…
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