Why do people challenge Lala?
You will always lose.
Even when Lala may seem to lose, she’s still funnier, louder and, well, funnier.
Credit: Bravo
But there’s more to recap before we get to her volcanic eruption at Billie Lee’s brunch.
We pick up immediately after James' spazz out at TomTom.
He flees through the back to have a cigarette and shed a few tears.
I feel like James could really benefit from a nice mood stabilizer.
Also, stop trying to make the TomTom alley the new Sur alley.
The Sur alley will always have my heart.
Oh Raquel, that ain’t the reason.
Needless to say, it’s not the most appropriate outfit to come across as mature and calm.
Kristen takes this as a major victory…which feels incorrect.
Read the room, K-dog.
Lisa still can’t stand you.
So then Billie Lee has her brunch.
A very convenient move if you’re shooting a dramatic reality TV show though.
Right from the start, Lala goes and confronts Billie about their past beef.
It does not go well.
Lala ends up calling Billie a “snake” and walks away.
Meanwhile, patrons eat their huevos rancheros.
This does not go well.
This screaming match makes their previous encounters look like an afternoon tea party.
The ladies go to their separate corners but the tension does not let up.
That does not go well.
But Billie Lee then orders Lala to leave.
Billie follows that up by dragging Lala’s outfit which she calls “1995.”
But Lala explains it’s actually J.Lo circa 2000 and it’s “iconic.”
By the end of this confrontation, I almost thought Lala was gonna head butt Billie Lee.
Needless to say, brunch does not go well except if you’re a fan of the UFC.
He maintains that he kept his composure amidst all the drama which is actually pretty true.
I guess someone else will have to DJ on toilet paper that night.
