It was a very butts-centric episode ofVanderpump Rules.
Butts were getting facials.
Butts were doing shots.Rulesreally showed the versatility of the human butt.
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I hope the Peabody voting committee takes note.
You all remember Yulin: they have a massive dog eating/torturing holiday that Lisa V is reaaaaal not into.
Despite being fired, James shows up for the anti-Yulin event.
Lisa tells James that shes going to have a meeting with his mother about his behavior.
Lala and Brittany head to the spa for facials…on their butts.
The old derrieres get a lotta wear and tear according to Lala.
You sit on them and….do other things with them.
So, the ladies decide to treat their fannies to something called the Booty Smoothie.
Now, this is hardly a Jamba Juice situation.
Its like a whole process where the butt gets exfoliated and steamed.
Once their butts are all pretty, the girls sit up and gossip.
Lala tells Brittany that Sandoval and Ariana were skeptical of Jaxs transformation into a monogamous husband.
Speaking of husbands, Scheana just got dumped by Rob but she is more than on the prowl.
She invites Adam over to her new apartment to put together her daybed.
But she seems more interested in laying on the bed with Adam.
She takes a shower and invites him in.
She sets the air conditioning to a not-so-subtle 69 degrees.
She tells him to take his shirt off.
This is the second staff apartment shes been to this season after Jax and Brittanys abode.
I feel like once she leaves, she goes home and does a full Silkwood shower.
But it’s possible for you to tell that shes starting to melt a little in regard to James.
The dude even admits his father is living with that weird old guy who James used to live with!
Doesnt anyone in this family have friends with a two bedroom?!
Finally, its time for Stassi and Arianas joint birthday.
I have to say out of everyone, I think Katie nailed the theme the best.
Scheana basically came dressed as Stassi or like late 90s Jessica Simpson with blonde hair and a beanie.
Schwartz was an elf on bath salts which…just looked like an elf.
Stassis mom caught a glimpse of that and was smitten.
She couldnt stop talking about it.
It was like Patrick and Lisas ass.
It feels both awkward and unnecessary.
Raquel comes late after an appearance at the opening of the Topanga Canyon mall (LOL).
Stassi once again goes after her for being with James.
By 2 a.m., Stassi is downstairs taking off her make-up and calling Beau repeatedly.
Hes not responding because he is also prob tanked.
But she starts flipping out like Alicia Silverstone inThe Crush.
If there were lemons and a cleaver, I bet she would have recreated the Im making lemonade scene.
The ep ends with her smashing her phone in the bathroom.
