Well, this is always a sad time of year the end of another season ofVanderpump Rules.
What makes this year even sadder?
The finale was a great big snooze.
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Its still a construction zone.
So the site itself is still really bare bones.
But for the party, the Toms wheel in some coolers like theyre throwing a backyard BBQ.
Everyone slowly starts showing up to the construction site.
Besides dust, the theme of the evening comes off as chokers.
Half the ladies show up in the old school accessory.
Despite the plywood setting, Katie thinks this could be her first step into a Vanderpump-esque world of moats.
Never stop dreaming, gurl.
It sorta looks like something theyd use to house the dino embryos inJurassic Park.
Sandoval claims this is the only one of its kind in America and TomTom will have it.
But Lisa seems to dig it!
Sandoval also presents his own idea of what the uniforms should be at TomTom.
Not surprisingly, his concept involves vests, clashing patterns, and man brooches.
I think maybe its best to let him focus on the frozen booze.
Scheana is still trying desperately to prove that she and Rob are the perfect couple.
She finds a pink hard hat, puts it on, and keeps parading in front of him.
He seems way more interested in the smoking drinks.
James checks in on Jax who is still down about his breakup with Brittany.
James then tells Jax Lala told him that Brittany hooked up with someone she met at In & Out.
How long is she hanging out at a fast-food burger joint?
Also, I need more information, like was he working the drive-thru?
Elsewhere, Brittany and Jax basically just attempt to avoid each other.
Brittany gets some nice support from her girlfriends.
Lala claims her man thinks Brittany is hot and wants to pay her bills too.
Finally, Britt and Jax have a conversation and it does not go well.
Shes still super upset with him and hurt for good reason.
But she also doesnt understand why he wont leave the apartment building.
Hes adamant that hell stay.
Maybe he just really loves that ill-placedFriendspeephole frame.
After Brittany yells at him, Jax then sits down with Lisa.
She has just given James back his job but she is feeling no such sympathy for Jax.
She is done with him apologizing and doing the same thing over and over and over again.
He asks what he should do and she basically says to resign.
Also, I question whether Jax even owns a computer.
He def doesnt have a printer!
But he does indeed quit.
The final moments are Jax sorta wandering around Pump, confused and unsure of what to do.
Something tells me a Reiki appointment will be on the docket.
