The Toms head to Vegas with their friends and Jax might be a new dad!
TonightsVanderpump Rulesis a tribute to both Vegas and Freudian slips.
So she brings Surs other singer Scheana with her to record some songs.
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Lala has hired a team of like six people to help her record.
Its unclear if she has any discernible talent.
It mostly just feels like she coos into a microphone.
Since this is a Scheana sequence, we MUST talk about her relationship.
She tells Lala about Jax starting trouble and Lala is kinda like, Who cares.
Dudes dont typically want to start naming children when he cant even say he loves you out loud.
Meanwhile, Jax and Brittany basically get the equivalent of a room with a view of an alley.
The girls are upstairs getting ready while the guys are down in the casino drinking/gambling.
Brittany comes in basically wearing a romper/cape combo sans bra.
It is definitely an outfit for the books.
Shes carrying a pregnancy test because she doesnt use birth control (!)
and has been on like a non-stop barf tour.
The idea of these two raising a child is more disturbing than the skin-removal torture scenes inRed Sparrow.
Naturally, she brings the test, which she has URINATED ON, to the casino to show Jax.
She keeps him in suspense until he realizes that the test is negative and shes not actually pregnant.
But it turns out that Jax wants to be a dad.
He needs to do a lot more than just visit that overly flirty Reiki healer.
But it mostly feels like Lala telling Stassi what shes interested in seeing and Stassi just agreeing.
The interviewer corrects her.
Somehow, the two Toms wake up on time for their first meeting with Lisa and Ken.
I appreciate her self-awareness.
Then, its time for Sandovals birthday celebration.
And Jax is the one who spearheaded the effort!
He cant even get a cute room at Planet Hollywood!
But the crew goes out HARD.
Like at one point Schwartz is drinking straight from the bottle.
But oh no: They have to get up early and look at chandeliers the next day!
I feel like this meeting could have been scheduled a little better.
I mean this is the man who used to shave his forehead.
That being said, I am camping outside Tom Tom until that sexy industrial space opens!
