Our long national nightmare is finally over: TomTom has officially opened!
We open with the gang all getting spiffy for the big night…and discussing Lalas rage issues.
Sandoval is utterly giddy while talking about driving up to Schwartzs apartment.
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Then, when Schwartz sees it he is similarly gleeful.
I can only imagine Katie is somewhere staring out the window, taking deep breaths but seething with rage.
Shes upset with her husband for not spending enough time with her and being a crappy partner.
At the opening, Brittany decides to defy her doctors orders and drink booze.
GOOD LUCK JAX!!
Katie is once again feeling neglected at the TomTom opening.
Schwartz is bouncing around but it doesnt feel like hes openly ignoring herhes just busy being the party host.
Then, Stassi asks Lala about what went down at Billies brunch.
Lala is pretty open and admits she went in on Raquel.
But then Lisa calls her over for a chat about the same incident and Lala flips her story.
Uh, Lala, this was filmed.
Scheana doesnt really defend Lala but also doesnt condemn her.
I sense this will be a topic on the Mexican vacay.
Then, we have the standard packing sequence where they all debate what ensembles they should bring.
Stassi is stressed because she has to write during the vacation.
Jax and Brittany are stressed because they havent even finished planning their engagement but theyre taking this vacation.
Brittany attempts to get Jax to agree upon some wildflower arrangements but hes appalled that theyre not free.
But Sandoval is not anxious at all because he has a brand-new hat box!
Crisis averted for those who want to bring wide-brim hats on vacay!
The gang all makes it to the airport but somehow Scheana and Schwartz get upgraded.
When Katie boards the plane and sees this, her eyes glow red with fire.
She asks Schwartz to trade with her and he says no.
Shes annoyed because she loves to travel with him because they can share headphones and watch movies.
Sorry, Katie but I wouldnt give up a steak dinner to watchCocowith you either.
When they finally land, Schwartz reveals that Katie has been rage texting him all flight long.
The vacation hasnt even started yet.
I think you’ve got the option to guess what Jax is referring to.
Katie and Schwartz though just start yelling at each other.
She still feels really neglected and he thinks shes being a wet mop.
No hogs getting fed in this room.
To be continued…
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