Yup, it wasnt really a breakup so much as a good nights sleep separated from each other.
Lala reveals that the pair had gotten back together at a girls night with Katie and Brittany.
Youll never get that $4.50 back again, ladies.
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More importantly, Randall returned Lalas Gucci slides.
Lalas got even more reason to celebrate: Shes starring in a slasher movie calledThe Row.
Apparently, its a challenging role because Lala was forced to dig deep and play a prude.
Watch yo back,Olivia Colman.
Soooo is anyone else feeling like Vanderpump Dogs is becoming a thing?
This reminds me of when Jake fromMelrose Placeshowed up onBeverly Hills, 90210and paved the way for that spin-off.
The dude who runs that pink dog spot isRulesversion of Grant Show.
Pretty soon theyre gonna hire a DJ and start employing servers for biscuits and chew toys.
Stassi doubles down on the shade by explaining that Kristen is older and should be wiser about this situation.
Ariana and Tom have begun discussing buying a house.
Are these two secretly rich!?
TomTom hasnt even opened yet!
Anyways, Sandoval wants to push the baby issue again and ask how many bedrooms they should buy.
Um, Ariana, nothing is sacred in this group.
Perhaps youre familiar with the secret of Jax having sex with Faith in front of a sleeping senior citizen.
Before her big premiere, Lala takes Stassi to get their hair done.
Lala gives Stassi the full origin story for her relationship with Randall.
They just dont write love stories like this anymore.
Everything seems fine until they ask about Kristens relationship and she says its totally great.
Now, days ago, this gal was a drunken mess all torn up about her romance with Carter.
The girls, especially Katie, are confused and appalled.
Couldnt he ask to like Venmo someone?
That feels less humiliating.
Then, he leaves and his mom tells an embarrassing penis joke about him.
Isa will fit right in on this show.
In fact, she offers to stage a group therapy session at Kristen and Carters apt.
I feel like thats like trying to ghost bust Hill House but YOLO, Isa!
The weirdest part of this party is the dress code.
Lala shows up in what I can only call circus acrobat pants.
Scheana and Adam look like they came straight from the gym.
Sandoval walks in wearing capri pants.
Its certainly a lot of lewks.
Theres a lot of looks of recognition in this group of loons, let me tell ya.
But its actually helpful for Tom and Ariana.
Im not sure anyone should be planning a baby shower immediately but they did not yell.
They basically throw it back at him and say they only repeat things Kristen tells him.
Then, she asks for no curse words to be used.
Finally, Stassi and Katie have to leave because Kristen starts to sage her bedroom.
She basically stinks them out of the house, which feels more like a Jax move tbh.
