Rumors swirl that James and Kristen hooked up…and Sandoval wears several ludicrous outfits.
Stassi is feeling refreshed since she took a sleeping pill right when she got home.
Then, DRAMATIC PAUSE and we cut to 12 hours earlier.
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I love when this show plays with time.
So, as you would expect, 12 hours earlier the gang was still drinking heavily.
Theyre still at the club where Jax confronted Scheana.
James asks the DJ if he could play his own song and Peter attempts to practice his Spanish.
It could use a little more work.
To no ones surprise, Kristen is LIT.
Im a really fun girl, she says to James.
These producers are the best.
Jax tells Brittany that he saw James and Kristen hanging out in their private pool.
But Jax also makes a big point about the placement of two pillows near the private pool.
Theyre pushed together as if someone was sitting close.
Also, Jax is like a low-grade detective.
Like he could barely make it ontoNCIS: New Orleans.
Despite vicious hangovers, all the men decide to go golfing.
Schwartz is in real bad shape.
He can barely remember the night before, aside from a lotta booze and those penis flutes.
James is also still drunk while Sandoval is dressed like hes in aCaddyshackreboot.
Sandoval asks James if he was hanging out with Kristen last night and James says a little.
Somehow all the guys hear that as him admitting to hooking up with her.
But Jax is adamant: He knows what sex pillows look like.
I mean if anyone knows…
Back at the beach, were finally caught up with the flash forward.
Everyone has basically now been made aware of this hook-up rumor.
Someone should needlepoint that and give it to Kristen.
The rest of the group shows up and Katie is pissed.
She does have a point, gurl.
But its also bonkers because the dudes all claim James said something that he definitely did not.
Staffers from the Andaz had to bring him back to his hotel.
Katie is not psyched about that.
Dinner comes around and Sandoval has gifted everyone with short suits.
In a smart move, half the guys decide not to wear them.
Sandoval and James, though, go with the fashion trend.
The gang all head to Catch for dinner.
I love that when theyre in Mexico they just go to Los Angeles chains.
Schwartz, though, says hed rather be at Chilis or Olive Garden.
Then, Kristen makes her toast, which is basically just her dragging James.
He denies he said they hooked up and she just keeps at him.
Finally, he flips out on her and she tosses her drink.
Lala is hit by some of the excess tequila and is NOT having it.
She flips out, too.
Lala is cool with shoving someone, but throwing a drink is a bch move in her eyes.
I would def readThe Tao of Lala.
Dinner is pretty much ruined.
Happy Birthday, Jax!!
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