What Katie wants for Christmas is for James to get the old heave-ho.
Lisa asks for her biz partner Nathalies advice.
If Vanderpump is ever made into a movie, Nathalie will be played byIsabelle Huppert.
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Nathalie claims theyre making 20% more every Tuesday because of James.
Can we run those numbers?
Shes getting fat sucked out of her body and put into her butt and hips.
Scheana is moving to Santa Monica and is having James help her with all her stuff.
But then she plans on reading him the riot act over how hes treated Katie.
I hope thats at least after he moves her couch.
Sooo Jax and Brittany are starting a beer cheese company…but havent actually made their own recipe yet.
OMG Jax is the business side of this endeavor.
He doesnt even know the code to his computer.
Then, he openly admits he has zero idea how to actually run a business.
Theres the Jax we know and love.
Whats really going to slow them down is the paperwork, literally, because Jax doesnt own a printer.
Scheana still has her wedding wine glasses featuring doodles of her and Shay.
Um, I think its time to break those glasses, lady.
She instead leaves them in her cupboard for the next renter.
That feels like some real bad juju.
Then follows it up with, First of all, youre not mybestfriend.
I feel like were more like surface level party friends.
Needless to say, this chat does not go well.
She ends up calling him names and he walks out.
Its unclear whether he lit all her stuff on fireWaiting to Exhale-style or actually delivered it.
Katie tells them all about her ultimatum to Lisa and admits shes ready to walk away from Sur.
Ummm whos bringing in the $$$$ then in that household?
TomTom isnt even open yet.
This feels like a business plan created by Jax.
James has his whole family to dinner for his younger brothers graduation from college.
He gifts his brother $5,000 which….like whaaaa?
Where in the hell did he get an extra $5k?
Maybe Nathalie is right?
And then he treats for dinner!
That being said, Lala is a gift and she does a reaaaal good Raquel impersonation.
She basically tells Raquel shes just being completely ridiculous about James.
After their heinous night, Raquel and James talk about what happened in bed.
Raquel doesnt like when people call her dumb because learning was a challenge for her in school.
She apparently missed out on an ice cream party because she messed up her multiplication tables.
James is stressed out about his meeting with Lisa and he starts crying.
Most disturbing about it is that his eyes like turn a different color.
Its veryLord of the Rings.
At Pump, Lisa and the two Toms go through interviews for servers and bartenders for TomTom.
Not shocking, Schwartz is the good cop and Sandoval is the bad cop.
Schwartz loves everyone while Sandoval is asking people for pictures of their craft cocktails.
In the middle of all this, James comes in to meet with Lisa.
She doesnt waste much time in firing him and James breaks down.
Its actually a little disturbing to see a grown man just weep at being fired.
She admits that he reminds her a bit of her late brother which makes it even sadder.
I sure hope Scheana doesnt ask him to help paint her new apartment.
