Jax and Brittany continue to fight and Scheana might be hard of hearing
Do theVanderpump Rulescast have neighbors?
We pick right back up at the housewarming party from hell.
Lala and Ariana play Brittany the audio that Faith recorded post-sex-in-front-of-her-senior-citizen.
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First of all, why is Faith recording this?
Is she maybe in a coma and therefore couldnt hear?
Like can we get a check-up on this person?
This sends Brittany off on a profanity-spewed tirade.
Jax runs out and down to Schwartzs apartment with the guys.
He then almost destroys his own phone, which Schwartz thinks is his.
Schwartz apparently has been banned from shots but can still get plennnty tanked on beer.
James heads over to Schwartzs apartment after Brittanys swearing freaks him out.
Hes delicate after all.
He then tells the dudes that Ariana and Lala were the ones who played the audio for Brittany.
This does not kindly Sandoval.
He is an emotional fella after all.
She then gets annoyed hes defending Jax and runs out.
Like I think I spied suntan lotion on the shelves.
He summarizes the night before, which basically is just him imitating Brittanys primal yell.
Then, he admits that hes the one who actually stole the recording off Faiths phone.
The next morning half the cast Scheana, Lala, Sandoval, Ariana is hanging out at Scheanas apartment.
Meanwhile, Jax and Britt have like the exact same fight in their apartment.
Both Jax and Sandoval want Brittany and Ariana to take responsibility for what they did.
This whole shebang is cause of you, dude.
It is super cool though to see a trans person on a major series likeVanderpump Rules.
In preparation for his big new party, James heads to the recording studio with Lala and Sandoval.
While I was a little concerned about Lalas abilities, shes actually like an okay singer.
Shes not Adele but I feel like shes better than Scheana.
Sandoval, for reasons unknown, decides to bring his trumpet.
He feels like its a real expression of himself.
It all feels a little like a VOD version ofLa La Land.
So its finally time for See You Next Tuesday at Sur and its shockingly a success.
Scheana mostly doesnt want to deal with Katie and the cheating rumors about Rob.
She tells Katie that they should both agree to not talk about each others relationships.
I give you all 24 hours.
Scheana goes to confront my fave new character, Jen Bush, about the Rob situation.
Jen basically confirms that her friend made out with Rob and Scheana acts like she has somehow been vindicated.
I think Scheana might have not been listening closely.
Tom and Ariana make up at the end of the night in the alleyway.
I miss the Sur alleyway.
We have not been spending as much time there as previous seasons.
Bring back the Sur alleyway!!
I feel like I know how this is gonna end.
