The fight heard round the worlderrthe hotel ended rather anticlimactically.
But a little spooning and lowering of voices set everything straight.
Frankly, I expected a little more fallout and drama from this.
Vanderpump RulesSeason 7, Episode 17Beau Clark Feels Battered by Stassi SchroederCR: Bravo.Bravo
Thankfully, we have the gifts of Stassi and Kristen…
So the gang all goes out for dinner the next night and, naturally, orders shots.
These folks do more shots than the Sigma Nu house at any Big 10 college.
Luckily, Kristen cant hear because she has self-described tiny eardrums.
Frankly, its hard to want to side with anything involving Raquel.
She just feels like a mannequin brought to life by an evil curse.
Lala basically says that she only went low because they went low with her.
Plus, its good TV.
The ladies all make plans to go skinny dipping but Stassi starts to wimp out at the last minute.
Shes tired and just wants to go to bed.
But Beau insists she join in or shell suffer from FOMO.
Its an ailment that many in theRulescast suffer from and is not taken lightly.
So Stassi joins in the parade of boobs (Ariana and Scheana just watch from the beach).
These are some lucky, lucky ladies.
The next day everyone goes on an ATV tour.
They end up at a beautiful waterfall.
Jax decides its a prime moment to give Stassi some relationship advice.
Again, this is like me advising someone on how to replace a flat tire.
Stick to your lane, Mr. Taylor.
Ariana is determined to get wasted and does so fairly quickly.
So this entire trip, Kristen has been pretty sane.
Now, she has given a terrible toast.
But she hasnt had a spaz out like on previous trips.
Its not exactly a great convo and Kristen walks away not understanding why people cant think shes grown up.
Im not sure why we needed that info but that was her reasoning.
Beau tells her to get up there and she again says no and starts getting upset with him.
Once they get back to their room, Beau starts crying saying that he feels battered in this relationship.
Basically, this fight can be boiled down to: Dont fight when youre drunk.
In another room, the rest of the group is still partying.
Lala apparently had a panic attack on the shuttle ride home.
As the pals tried to calm Lala, Schwartz suggested playing Kiss From a Rose by Seal.
That has got to be a Top 5 Tom Schwartz moment.
But Lala apparently puked and rallied and was ready to get naked and hot tub with Katie.
Beau tells her she needs to deal with her dark stuff.
I think they both need to deal with their eventual hangovers and get some Gatorade STAT.
