The morning after is bleak in Mexico onVanderpump Rules.
Stassi and Beau sorta make up, but its also unclear if Stassi will try and control her freakouts.
Beau, meanwhile, is having like an allergic reaction to all the stress.
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Thankfully there are some bad tattoos to help cover the patchiness.
Usually when employees know the boss is in the office, they hop to it!
But thats not really the case at SUR.
He then shows Lisa a fairly inappropriate photo of Scheana posing in her bathing suit with Sandovals diving knife.
Again, is there an HR department at SUR?
Dinner in Mexico has an almost dream-like quality to it.
Lala keeps asking people to hold her hand tightly so you can help battle her anxiety.
At one point, Scheana is palming Lalas face.
Yes, this was an actual conversation.
Across the table, Ariana and Kristen are getting along like a house on fire.
Ariana even alerts Kristen to a nip slip!
Alas, its just a bruise from where Carter bit her boob (its best not to ask).
Speaking of getting along, Schwartz decides to attempt to seduce Katie.
Once the group returns from Mexico, the s literally hits the fan.
Pretty much everyone has diarrhea and is talking about it at SUR.
Lala takes the opportunity to show up to work in what looks like a sports bra.
Meanwhile, Billie Lee asks Lisa if James can DJ her White Party brunch.
Again, where is SUR HR?
(Scheana is def not someone who should ever be a crisis counselor!)
Brittany is sweet as can be but tells Billie that Jax doesnt think shes a trustworthy person.
Adding to the night of craziness, Raquel shows up in her usual daze (does she blink?)
and invites Brittany and Jax to her puppy party.
Theyre basically like hard pass, sister.
She explains its like a baby shower but for a puppy.
There will be fun games, too, like a pooh bag toss.
I mean, what could be more fun than that?!?
Raquel just stands there and continues to barely blink.
She gets in the car with James and tells her no one cares about their puppy party.
Hes shocked no one wants to toss pooh bags.
Shes just confused as to who Charles Manson is.
