First of all, I have no idea why this episode is airing a day earlier.
But I think we can all agree thatVanderpump Rulesdef helps soothe the Sunday Scaries.
James and Raquel are back at their apartment, putting together furniture.
Credit: Bravo
Raquel tells James she would like him to tell her if he ever cheated on her.
Um gurl…you cray.
He def will not do that.
Back at Sur, we get a Teddi Mellencamp cameo!
She shows up in a jaunty hat to talk to Lisa about potentially hiring her brother at Sur.
Thankfully, Peter is there to deliver tea and bounce his pecs.
Pec bouncing is the best solution to grief imho.
Peters birthday happens at the new Pump hangout, The Belmont.
He tells Jax that Lisa has agreed to give him his job back at Sur.
You basically can never get fired from Sur…unless youre Kristen.
Elsewhere, the hot new friendship is Stassi and Ariana.
This does not yo Scheana.
But shes also not gonna love the fact that everyones planning a girls night and leaving her out.
OMG Jax and Brittany are starting a beer cheese company.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Beer cheese is apparently cheese…with beer in it.
In the wise words of Jax, I mean who doesnt love cheese?
Well, lactose intolerant people mostly.
Brittany says she feels bad for Raquel and relates to what shes going through.
In true James form, he then makes more crude jokes about Katie during his interview.
Arent the British supposed to be polite?
Cue Kristens eyes basically rolling into the back of her head.
Yes, you read that correctly.
The only other time she delivered an ultimatum, Katie got engaged so her odds are good!
