It feels like TomTom began construction in 1999.
This has been one helluva gestation period.
Its like a Kate Hudson pregnancy: It feels like its taken longer than normal.
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But weve finally arrived at debut time.
Speaking of Toms, Schwartz heads over to James apartment to check on his set list for the party.
James is composing a hand-written note to Lalas man, Randall, as an apology.
Like it literally starts Dear Randall,…
It made me LOL.
Question: What is Raquels day job?
Is that something that exists?
She seems to be home a great deal.
Scheana and Lala meet at a cafe for a little catch-up and flirting with the barista.
Scheana is really embracing this single life…although is she actually single?
She cant believe that Lala hasnt heard that she and Adam are sleeping together.
For someone keeping things casual and sans label, Scheana sure does announce this FWB relationship A LOT.
I would rather just hang and bang, she admits of her time with Adam.
You just know shes already copyrighted Hang and Bang for her next party single.
Its finally time for TomTom to open but theres a few problems: No A/C.
Sooooo, its sort of a soft open.
Theres also no Kristen.
Cut then to Kristen in her PJs in bed and eating spaghetti.
I mean its not like she has always been a VIP guest.
She does have a tendency to throw things, like punches.
Back at TomTom, the titular pair are finally seeing their dream come true and its kinda moving.
I mean its not as tear-inducing as like a Pixar movie but its sweet to see them succeed.
To add further humiliation, hes given rolls of toilet paper to sit on.
Schwartz freaks out and says aquafaba like 5 times which I assume conjures the demon of the same name.
He runs across the street and gets more cans of chick peas and the crisis is solved.
Jax has a sweet moment with Lisa where he congratulates her and she wishes him a happy 39th bday.
Hes a little sad because he and his mother arent talking at the moment.
Lisa says she cant imagine not calling her child on his or her birthday.
She could be feeling emotional, though, because shes getting TIZZZANKED.
By the end of the night, Lisa seems like shes had one too many aquafaba drinks.
But after an endless pregnancy, her baby bar has finally been born.
