James has very strict rules about people eating his girlfriend’s pasta.
It also is typically dramatic in some ways.
This year, the staff theme is flower power.
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The styling of the employees is basicallyHairmeets porn.
Stassi even shows Lisa photos of her own breast reduction surgery.
What a time to be alive!
She helps the guys meditate and zone out so that they can come to some revelations about their lives.
Then, Jax starts crying and she offers him a hug.
Not a minute later, Jax considers moving in with this lady.
Scheana just cant get over these Rob rumors.
To paraphrase Whoopi Goldbergs Oscar-winning performance inGhost: Scheana, your relationship in danger gurl.
They all dress in primary colors and check out an outdoor screening ofLa La Land.
But mostly they order shots.
Brittany, though, gets some attention from a waiter, which helps boost her ego.
James has been pretty well behaved this season but he orders double shots and that pretty much spells disaster.
Lala makes an offhanded comment about eating some of Raquels pasta on and James flips out.
He thinks its offensive and that shes bullying Raquel.
Then, he brings up her secret boyfriend, which is like Lalas trigger.
She then starts dropping F-bombs and storms out of the chicken restaurant.
At the urging of Logan, James goes after her.
He legit says, Its not about the chicken three times, each time with a straight face.
Schwartz and Sandoval head over to Tom Tom to, well, Im not exactly sure what theyre doing.
I think maybe theyre cleaning up?
But they head over with construction masks and I guess attempt to make the construction less messy.
They actually seem closer.
But Lisa is not thrilled when she hears her new business partner was once again tying one on.
Kristen is adamant that Brittany break up with Jax.
THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
I also feel like Kristen is the Cheryl Blossom ofVanderpump Rules.Riverdalefans, you feel me?
Its finally time for Pride and Stassi takes the reins dressing everyone.
Sandoval is fully into doing his own makeup, no surprise.
But Jax doesnt want to do anything.
Hes not in the mood for Pride fun.
Scheana is similarly still bummed about the Rob rumors.
On Lalas advice, she and Scheana touch hearts, which is basically just a hug.
But Lala thinks it will help.
At Sur, Lisa is dressed up like shes going to attend the Kentucky Derby.
Its actually kinda sweet.
James is hanging out with both Logan and Raquel.
He tries to explain his respective relationships with the two of them.
So like Raquel is his girlfriend but Logan is his party side.
Raquel kinda just sits there like WTF.
Then, she goes and gets the girl some fries and a croissant sandwich.
The latter was for one of Katies tables.
James apologizes to Lala and she READS.
Like she is not someone to get into a fight with.
It is a truly delightful moment.
Jax and Brittany seem okay by the end of Pride.
The next day theyre at their apartment and Katie and Kristen come in.
Then, Brittanys mom just appears.
Britt is of course thrilled but Jax looks terrified.
The frosted lip is sure to have some stern words for ol Jaxie.
Cheryl Blossom strikes again!
