Billie Lee and Katie declare war on each other while Lala and Scheana try “acting.”
What are your favorite holidays?
The latter is the brainchild of Stassi Schroederyes Stassi has created her own national holiday.
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OOTD stands for Outfit of the Day and has been made a legit thing by Stassi.
She like sent in some forms and registered a website or something.
Like a well-mannered new hostess, Billie bee-lines over to the gals and says shes shocked that theyre there.
Then she and Kristen start getting into it over James.
Her energy smells like dog s, says Billie Lee of Kristen.
I can only imagine this is ruining other peoples enjoyment of their huevos rancheros.
The girl power vibe quickly ends though as it just devolves into a gossip session.
Apparently, Jax had been there earlier and started freaking out about getting married.
Katie mentions this and then Brittany starts flipping out and storms off upset.
She seems to be tired of people dissecting her relationship.
Well, gurl, you may wanna rethink being on a reality television show then.
The highlight of the episode for me is Lalas and Scheanas acting class.
Apparently, Scheana is getting back in touch with her craft.
Thats like me saying I could portray a football player.
The fact that no one brings this up is shocking to me.
But then again this acting class seems to consist of mostly porn scenarios.
Then, they both perform fake orgasms…for no apparent reason.
Scheana claims she never had a real orgasm until last year so shes real good at them.
Also, thats some real intense shade directed at her past boyfriends.
After fake climaxing in front of each other, she and Lala exclaim, That was so fun!
This is not a bonding experience Ive ever shared with any of my friends or coworkers.
Not everyone is born for musical greatness.
Finally, its time for Girls Night In, the new Tuesday party from the Sur ladies.
She also tweeted her feelings and it became a whole thing on social media.
Billie still shows up and gets mad at Katie who is not prepared to listen to any of it.
Katie thinks its offensive that Billie would even insinuate that shes transphobic.
It all ends with Billie telling Lisa that she feels slighted.
She pulls her fat card, I will pull my trans card, Billie says to Lisa.
This is a primo reunion quotemark my words.
