Jax tells Kelsey, the touchy Reiki healer, to call him by his name.
I would never speak ill ofVanderpump Rules…but that was a bad episode.
Weve been cruising through some good ones for the last few weeks.
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Unfortunately, I think a lot of the drama has petered out and now were stuck with family visits.
We need a new Sur sex scandal STAT.
It feels like a real limited newsstand presence.
Sandoval is super excited to make-over the twins.
But the suits look like rejects from Justin Timberlakes halftime show wardrobe.
They look like things Guy Fieri would glance at and say, Thats a little much.
Shes gone from Tequila Katie to Chamomile Tea Katie, according to her husband.
I feel like shes more like Chamomile Tea With a Healthy Serving of Brandy Katie.
For this weeks installment, she interviews Surs trans hostess Billie Lee.
She tells Stassi that some of the girls, a.k.a.
Ariana and Lala, warned her that Stassi is ignorant when it comes to life.
Its then time for Lisas Now Im a Journalist party.
Its like a time machine with appearances by Pandora and Kevin Lee, Lisas party planner.
But theres something wrong: Jax is MIA.
He was supposed to be in charge of mixing equipment and hes missing.
He was apparently like getting his hair cut or something or maybe sleeping.
Its all very unclear.
But he also seems like real uninterested in making Lisa happy and she senses that.
She goes off on him and throws him out.
Meanwhile, Katie is passing around champagne and runs into Kevin Lee.
He basically makes a comment about gaining weight and Katie walks away, acceptably upset.
She tells Lisa about the encounter and starts crying.
Lisa comes to her defense and then tells this story about how she first met Katie.
Apparently, Katie fell through a skylight AND down some stairs like eight years ago?
The details are murky because that sounds like some Catwoman/Batman Returnskinda stunt work.
But thats how Katie got that scar on her chin.
One of the triplets asks James if he could request a song and it could not be cuter.
Im guessing it was something by Journey.
Meanwhile, in the adjacent room, Katie once again talks about the body shaming that went down.
Stassi then makes it all about her and talks about Lala and Ariana referring to her as ignorant.
So Jax decides to go back to see Kelsey, the overly touchy Reiki healer lady.
She and Jax sit in a too-small room, too close to each other and talk about his issues.
He reveals that hes actually currently seeing TWO different therapists, which is really not shocking.
But then he tells Kelsey that hed like her to start calling him by his real name: Jason.
Can someone get Brittany on the horn and tell her to get the hell down to this Reiki office?
