Weve had the return of one of my favoriteVanderpump Rulessupporting characters the back alley at Sur.
James takes his brother, Harry, back there and congratulates him on getting a busboy job at Sur.
This restaurant sure has lax hiring policies he didnt even bring a resume with him!
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So were back in Solvang with the ladies and still drinking wine.
Its not a good sign of things to come.
The girls then find a local toy store that also happens to serve wine.
Brittany FaceTimes with Jax in the store, which happens to be one of my pet peeves.
Jax mentions that Lisa gave James a gig DJing a party at Pump, which Kristen overhears.
The name James is like a dog whistle for Kristen, and she goes crazy.
She starts flipping out and saying Im over it about 10 times but clearly is over nothing.
She storms out of the toy/wine store and says, Im just gonna have to commit murder.
WATCH OUT, SOLVANG.
Your planters and citizens are not safe.
Later at dinner, Kristen arrives after everyone else, which is another sign something is off.
Katie asks why James just sets her off so much.
Kristen, meanwhile, remains on the outs with Dame Vanderpump.
The focus then sifts to Scheana and her relationship with Adam.
Katie asks her if theyve visited Bangtown, which Im assuming is not in the vicinity of Solvang.
Well, Scheana, Id ignore you too.
But at the end, they sorta find common ground and agree to get to know each other again.
Meanwhile, the dudes are all at the Mondrian hanging out.
Peter makes a plea that he just wants to see boobs.
They all head upstairs to their suite, which is legit ginormous.
But also feels a little creepy.
Sandoval has brought a roller bag full of citrus fruit and booze for some DIY cocktails.
But Jax is freaking out because he doesnt want Britt to be upset.
So he and Beau FaceTime their significant others to come clean about the ladies being there.
They are not psyched, to say the least.
The ladies all finally return to the hotel lobby, and Kristen is completely looped.
The best part is the lone woman sitting at the bar trying to ignore these girls with her Chardonnay.
But it would be hard to ignore Kristen, since shes belligerent.
Katie tries to get her to chill out but instead Kristen falls over a bench in the lobby.
That was so trashy, says Lala.
The girls are perplexed as to what shes so upset about.
Then, Stassi comes back and reveals that Carter pays for nothing, like no rent and no bills.
This is apparently why Kristen is so upset.
She immediately regrets saying it out loud.
But at least its not on camera… oh, wait.
