Life is just rough for poor old Jax Taylor.
So Im not sure one can ever really feel bad for him.
But hes really put under the glare of Brittanys family in this episode.
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I have to say, though, Sherris lip color choices are much more evolved than previous sightings.
Speaking of awkward situations, Lala and Katie go out to lunch.
Lala wants to have a go at make amends with Katie and also bandage her relationship with Scheana.
Lala feels like one step away fromParent Trap-ing this whole situation.
Then, its time for Peters and Carters joint birthday parties.
Ariana is just psyched to be invited because Peter typically only invites the guys to his parties.
She might wanna reexamine that whole decision.
During the party, Lala is all sunshine and rainbows and wanting the ladies to all get along.
But then all of a sudden Scheana starts coming for Katie and Lala goes BONKERS.
Like she starts talking in what Id like to call a Muppet voice.
Schwartz then goes after Scheana and calls her fake and a bootleg Kardashian.
Now thats a pretty good one for Schwartz.
He says she and her man love private jets and like weekday trips to the Beverly Hilton.
But she also brings up Logan and says she thinks Logan wishes that James were gay.
We all have the ability to see, Lala.
But in between punching bag action Jax tells James about the rumors Logan is spreading.
James gets upset but mostly because no one seems particularly shocked by these tales.
Schwartz is really delivering some good one-liners in this episode!
The next day Kristen and Stassi come to have a meal at Sur a.k.a.
No one likes fried goat cheese balls that much.
Lala has not heard the rumors about James and Logan but she also is not shocked by it.
Its weird when people on Bravo shows use terminology fromWatch What Happens Live.
Its a little like breaking the fourth wall.
At a wine tasting, Raquel is clearly annoyed about the Logan rumors.
James just says it comes with the territory: The whole world wants to have sex with James Kennedy.
Raquel pauses and gives her own take: I dont think so.
James feels like hes gotta just nip this rumor in the bud.
So he heads to Brittany and Jaxs apartment to talk to Tiffany.
She confirms that Logan did indeed tell her they were sleeping together.
James calls Logan on speakerphone to confront him.
But Logan finally comes clean and says he made up the lie because hes in love with James.
They hang up and James starts crying and storms out of the apartment.
Its all kinda sad.
Its finally time for Brittanys family to leave.
Im not even sure what she said to Brittany because I was imagining her lips in a better shade.
