Lala is back and needs a job!
Plus, Katie tries to cast a revenge spell on Jax based on her viewings of Hocus Pocus.
She is sort of the oracle of all things relating to Jaxs insanity.
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Good timing on the cheating revelations, Jax/Vanderpump Rulesproducers!
While Brittanys having some lady time, Jax goes out with Sandoval and former enemy James.
They didnt even have sex at Coachella can you believe it?!?!
But it might be the way Tom speaks about sex.
I could have done without that portion, editors.
Meanwhile, Ariana is finding that riding horses is fulfilling the hole in her relationship.
Im no psychiatrist but I feel like theres quite a bit to unpack here.
Vanderpump Dogs is sort of exactly what youd think it would look like.
Its as if a Kitson opened up inside a dog pound.
Raquel shows up with James for her first day of volunteering.
But this is more than just a career for her: She has anxiety and puppies help.
For James, weed helps.
Puppies and Weed would be a good band name, by the way.
Back at the horse track, Sandoval and Arianas brother come to watch her compete.
He tells him this while wearing a #1 Mom in the Barn T-shirt.
I cant imagine why Ariana doesnt want to have sex.
The guys and girls split up for respective evenings.
The ladies all head to Stassis apartment for a pajama party in honor of Brittany.
Although, there were weapons present at this gathering.
Why is there a knife?
Scheana asks, concerned, as the women are told they will be conducting a spell.
To no ones surprise, Katie is the one with the great understanding of black magic.
At first, Brittany is hesitant about doing witchcraft as a Christian.
But then she thinks Jesus Christ would also try a Katie Maloney spell if Jax fed him over.
She has come back to Sur to ask for her job back.
Yes she has a boyfriend who pays for everything, but my man is not an ATM machine.
That will def be turned into a single, sung by Lala and produced by James.
She promises Lisa that things will be different this time.
The pressure just made me cave, she says.
Um, Lala you were a hostess not a Wall Street trader.
Oh but it was also the pressure of keeping her relationship a secret.
In any case, Lisa invites her to come back.
He prob needs it: Ariana tells Brittany she heard that Jax and Faith actually had sex multiple times.
Brittany is suuuuper upset and then Jax summons some sort of demon rage and screams into the phone.
Did the spell transfer Katies anger into Jax?
In that case, it worked.
