Hey, it wouldnt beVanderpump Ruleswithout someone arriving as a massive disappointment.

But Brittanys not having that either.

And with that, Tom-Tom has gotten the green light!

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Sandoval and Schwartz wax poetic about whats gotten them here for a sweet little second.

They met on Craigslist and now theyre business partners with LVP.

Its a big freaking deal, and they both know it.

BUTTTTT leave it to Lala to come in with some bad news.

You know, his silly little pet name for Katie.

Well, her marriage is going to end so thats her karma, Lala declares.

Well played, Stassi, even if LVP would never say so.

And it has the added benefit of not ruining Stassis moment in the LVP sun.

But shell still get to see some relationship fire before its all said and done.

For Katies part, shes embarrassed and angry that her husband cant seem to keep his tongue to himself.

(No word yet on whether shell hear about the Bubba part of this whole ordeal.)

Which is a good thing, considering we have actual footage of the conversation with Allie and Lala.

Tut tut, Tom; and just when you werethisclose to becoming the next Guillermo, too.

At least the reckoning is being spread wide around the SUR crew.