These horny but kindhearted West Hollywood denizens are the TV lithium I need in my life right now.
I AM HERE FOR THIS.
We pick up with Jax and Brittany at home and theyre quite the happy couple again.
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It was obviously real touch and go with them last season.
Jax turned down that Florida hockey opportunity, a.k.a.
the fake job he invented, after realizing that Brittany was the best thing in his life.
Britt is also super psyched because Jax is like a changed man and even buys her tampons.
Small victories, Britt.
But just as you think times have changed, Jax lets out a horse-sized fart.
Brittany and Jax recap how theyre both super upset with James.
(You cant see but Im making a big surprise face right now.)
Brittany happened to be there working and felt humiliated by the whole thing.
Jax has since sent James a series of threatening texts.
Finally, Britt and Jax head over to Sur for her shift.
James is there setting up for the aforementioned Tuesday soiree.
Jax immediately storms in and wants to talk to James in the back alley but James refuses.
Jax leaves Sur and then heads to meet Schwartz, Stassi, and her new boyfriend Beau for drinks.
Beau seems super nice, kinda like the lostDuplass brotheror something.
I wouldnt be surprised if he had guest-starred on Superstore.
Pretty much almost immediately when he arrives, Jax announces to the group that hes proposing to Brittany.
Later, Lala, Katie, and Kristen all go get piercings.
The consensus amongst the group is that everyone is over James.
Question: does Kristen not remember all the bridges shes burned over the years?
I feel like karma is not her lane.
In any case, shes out to ruin James this season.
There is a brief meeting between her and the Toms about TomTom.
Shes mostly concerned theyre going to slip CBD oil into one of the cocktails.
Jax goes with both Toms and purchases a ring that supposedly costs about $70,000.
But this is also at a jeweler with a very noticeable (and janky-looking) window A/C unit.
I have my doubts.
Even though this show is nuts, theres an element of true friendship and emotion to it all.
