‘What do this dress and Tempest DuJour have in common?
They’re not working!’
The skinny legend shadily critiques season 10’s Werk Room eleganza.
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Trixie Mattel reads theRuPaul’s Drag Raceseason 10 entrance looks
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You have to pull the denim foreskin back to get to the denim head.
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But her body looks amazing….
This looks like a real girl to me.
I know Vixen, though!
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Even before she was really polished, she could lip sync to heaven and back.
Shes been working forever because her performances are amazing.
Her face is beautiful, and I like the horns.
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I could put her on the hood of my car when Im committing some [vehicular] manslaughter.
Because Im from Wisconsin, Ive killed people.
She’s cleaning, so thats the narrative.
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Shes givingThe Helptea, dont you think?
Well see how she does in the competition.The Helpcould becomeThe Helpless!
I love matchy-matchy on drag queens.
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On real people, its crazy.
I think that belt is a little small.
She needed a big, chunky red belt.
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The thin belt is not good on a man or a big girl.
Its not the look of the season, she didnt come to winDrag Racein this look.
She came here to sweep.
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I dont totally believe she wasnt just sweeping and then walked in and they decided she was onDrag Race.
I like the bandana in the hair.
Its basic, its a little bandan-uhhh?"
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Yuhua Hamasaki
“Doesnt she look like Asian Bianca Del Rio?
It’s clear that shes a costume, because she clearly made that for her own body.
I love lashes that look like crushed spiders, like she stomped a tarantula in a cheap shoe.
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Thats what her lashes look like, and I love it.
She went through six tubes of mascara and her lashes turned into lumpy, grey, squashed arachnids.
It looks so good!”
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Theres no clear picture of whats being attempted.
Theres nothing wrong with anything, but it doesnt tell any kind of story.
What is the S&M glove with the nice-girl dress and the distressed hair saying?
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Miz Cracker
“She is amazing.
She does cartwheels and s with hair like this on her head!
Dont ask me how.
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I hope [her entrace tag] is like, ‘Well, lets get the ball rolling!’
I have a soft spot for a blonde who does corny jokes.
This blue is so right.
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This high neck, exposing the arm.
Shes certainly Miz Cracker, she looks white as hell.
Whats funny is in theDrag Racecommunity we all see each other as queens.
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I dont think we see each other as black queens, white queens, etc., you know?
And in the fandom itll be like, ‘We want a big queen!’
or ‘Its time for an Asian queen to win!’
In the drag world, we see each other as artists.
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
“This is so right.
The cage is so cool.
Shes sort of giving the underbustle of a regal garment.
She looks like shes a handmaiden inMom and Dad Save the World.
This isThe Babysitter Who Also Saved the World.
I love gold with her skin tone.
She looks so tanned and pretty!
But also, to quote one of the greats: ‘Did you stone those tights?’
Monique Heart
“This gold two-piece!
Shes paying homage to the queen of the competition, RuPaul.
Shes giving RuPaul season 4 trailer tea.
Not trailer like my mom, trailer like advertising.
I have an affinity toward beautiful hair, beautiful face, beautiful costumes, and then man arms.
In drag thats the most fun thing!
She looks so pretty, and then shes got these muscly arms.
Kameron Michaels
“I love manly, tattooed arms on a beautiful woman.
Im obsessed with it.
The same way with men in real life.
If a mans wearing blush like Howdy Doody…
I love mixed signals with gender.
The shoe is so right.
I remember the shoe in person.
Kennedy went to the end twice.
This is obviously a Katya gown!
High-neck, red velvet, Katya loves s like that.
Which means Mayhem Miller could go crazy at any minute.
The earrings are giving me Jasmine Masters special.
She likes those big clinkers.
What do this dress and Tempest DuJour have in common?
Theyre not working.”
Blair St. Clair
“Shes the one whos been in trouble with the police!
She looks really good.
you’re free to barely see the ankle monitor!
To quote Titus onKimmy Schmidt: ‘Youre from Indiana?
Oh, thats why youre so basic!’
Its maybe not the most expensive, but its a conceived look, though it doesnt have severity.
This is simple and soft.
Its not meant to be striking.”
Eureka O’Hara
“This gives me the depth and breadth of how big Eureka is.
Not fat, Eurekas like 6 foot 5, so she probably had to squat through the doorway.
I think this is very representative of Eurekas personal style, which is how your first look should be.
This is Eureka drag to a T!
Its pageant meets dance costume with stoned everything.
Shes everything and the kitchen sink.
If you see her makeup in real life, it’s beautiful.
I dont mean itseverythinglike ‘Youreeverything!’
I mean she uses everything available to her.
Then again, her face is four times the size.
Have you ever been so busted that even your knee tries to eliminate you fromDrag Race?
What are Eurekas knees and me in theSnatch Gamehave in common?
We both buckle under pressure.
Aquaria
“This is proof that wearing a belt as a bra works!
It looks amazing, but you have to be 85 pounds to do it.
Shes giving masculine woman, which I think is really sexy.
Shes trying to strap down the tties with her masculine hair.
Thats kind of fashionable.
It makes it look like the belt is squishing down tties, and shes perfectly wearing male hair.”
Asia O’Hara
“This is my favorite look.
White leather on her skin tone, it’s amazing!
Its so well done.
The fringe is knotted at the base.
Shed be like, ‘This look is for my fringe audience.'”
