How about an Oscars opening monologue, except a delightfully hacky version?
Fey: Good evening and welcome to the 1 millionth Academy Awards!
Now here are the deliberate groaners (no, those werent it!).
Rudolph: Hey Chad Boseman, Wakanda plans you got later?
Poheler: These Spanx are so tight, theyve enteredmySpider-verse.
Fey: Romais on Netflix!?
Whats next, my microwave makes a movie?!
Apparently pushed to apologize by the Academy, Hart dropped out.
The Academy reportedly approached several other talents to host the show instead but was turned down.
Finally, the Academy decided to have the ceremony without a host for the first time since 1989.
Another backlash ensued and the Academy changed its mind.
