The X-Fileswas intended as a horror show, but today only a select few episodes look genuinely scary.
Theres an influence problem here, maybe.
Compared to its successors, the shows moves looked a bit stale when rebooted.
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But time hasnt dimmed the best thing aboutThe X-Files.
They only just barelydoanything of note.
All their evidence gets arsoned.
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All their work winds up erased.
Theres very little feeling of normative TV goodness, innocents protected, justice served.
And Mulder and Scully look like theyre having ablast.
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You have to be some kind of stupid brave to laugh at madness this bleak.
Twenty-five years later, TV investigators have trended utterly dour or painfully silly.
Mulder and Scully are serious, and funny, and seriously funny.
There are jokes about corpses: This was Fox, man,godthis was Fox.
The shows creator, Chris Carter, wrote the pilot episode.
He gilded the tale with documentary stylistics, more believable back when no one assumed documentaries were fake.
THE FOLLOWING STORY IS INSPIRED BY ACTUAL DOCUMENTED ACCOUNTS promises some opening text.
Typewritten chyrons declare specific dates (March 7, 1992) and times (5:07 AM).
And this first investigation ripples with national tragedy.
In Bellefleur, Oregon, horrors beget horrors.
We were all in the forest having a party, says Billy Miles (Zachary Ansley).
And then the light came.
Its the 60s all over again.
One dad is a medical examiner forging records.
One dad is a sheriff keeping nasty truths from the public eye.
The town has a secret everyone knows, and its literally killing them.
Thats the nominal plot, onethe show would riff on endlessly.
In the pantheon of Scary ForestX-Fileses, its a bit of a snooze.
(Gimme the green bugs any day.)
But credit Carter for two brilliant introductions.
We meet Scully first, and see the strange new world through her eyes.
Instead of doctoring, she joined the FBI.
Shes assigned to partner up with Agent Mulder, because nobody likes Agent Mulder.
Hes a brilliant agent and an infamous terror.
Scullys superiors need her to document him, so they have a paper trail to justify reassignment.
And that reading is not much helped when we meet Mulder.
Hes an Oxford-educated psychologist, Scully tells us, the best analyst in the violent crimes section.
For an outsider, Mulders a bit of a namedropper.
The first time Scully meets Mulder, he tells her theyre flying to Oregon.
Anderson and Duchovny are perfect costars from millisecond one.
Mulder doesnt believe anyone because he thinks everyone is lying.
Scully is more meticulous: She waits for people to lie before she distrusts them.
But he figures out something essential in the Scully-Mulder dynamic.
And then theres agreatscene of genuine intimacy, Mulder unveiling his darkest secrets (sister abducted!)
while Scully listens patiently.
Its a perfect shot.
At one point, theyre driving down a road, and they flip forward in time a few minutes.
Mulder gets out of the car, ecstatic, barely able to control himself.
Hes almost singing in the rain.
William B. Davis played the looming villain across 11 seasons, three death scenes, three surprise-paternity revelations.
In theX-Filespilot, hes a quiet man in various meetings.
Its a marvel of character acting.
But think about it for a few seconds.
(Or for 25 years.)
The whole point of a shadowy figure is, well, beinginthe shadows.
Yet here he always is, this great conspiracist: Sitting in assignment sessions, lingering in interrogation rooms.
Hes enigmatic in the most overt way a person can be enigmatic, neon-lit sign proclaiming all-caps SECRECY!
arrow-pointing in his direction.
This was, obviously, a last ditch effort to slatewipe an impossible story that nobody ever understood.
But in some ways its the most brilliant twist theX-Filesmythology ever coughed up.
Every truth Mulder uncovers is another lie.
His motto was his most exploitable weakness: Hewantedto believe.
How to put this nicely?
You rewatch the pilot forThe X-Files, and you wonder if Scully was right about everything.
