STDs, Gay Jesus, yoga sex, and teenagers in diapers can only mean one thing Shamelessis back!
Americas favorite hilariously dysfunctional family returned on Sunday for their ninth (!!!)
How does it work?
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1 every time, can he?).
Frank
For a man we last saw covered in s, Frank is flourishing.
The Gallagher patriarch literally has more fancy silverware and romantic partners than he knows what to do with.
I did you a favor, asserts Frank.
My penis might have actually helped you to heal.
Gay affairs are revealed, marriages are saved, and Frank gets kicked in his healing region.
Who knew that STDs could bring so much happiness?
I feel like I dont have to say anymore.
Lip
Lip is really trying.
He also tries to have sober sex and that doesnt go quite as well as the others.
Debbie
Diapers are no longer just for babies and the elderly.
You know the classic Notorious B.I.G.
song, Mo Money Mo Diapers.
Fiona
Welcome to the beginning of the end for Fiona Gallagher onShameless.
It really is a crime that she was never even nominated for an Emmy.
Like, how could the Emmys not honor an Emmy?
But stop worrying because its only so he can talk with his international-living mom.
And also dont worry because he brought peace burritos!
Does that make Ian his newBrian Scalabrine?
Carl
I never thought Id see the day that Carl would be the second least shameless person onShameless.
Is it bad that I miss the days of him with cornrows and drug dealing?
Yes, she was annoying, but damn that seems excessive.
But also cheaper than a divorce!
He really is the anti-Gallagher.
It might be time for another paternity test.
