Charmed, I’m sure

The X-Fileshas been playing fast and loose with its taglines this season.

Familiarity can be blinding.

He’s killed because he loves Mr. Chuckleteethright now, in an obsessive, clutch-your-stuffed-puppet-and-sing-him-a-song kind of way.

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Mulder and Scully are off to the woods, as always.

Any tale about small-town New England scandal worth its salt is going to involve an affair.

So of course Melvin didn’t do it.

I didn’t buy it then either).

Leave the letter of the law to Scully.

After Rick follows his suspect and throws him to the ground, Melvin yells, “It was statutory!

I never hurt anybody!”

But whereBroadchurchgave the situation enough detail and nuance to make it a tragedy, Melvin’s story remains ambiguous.

Here, at least,The X-Filesallows Mulder to make the anti-establishment commentary that suits him.

“It’s small-town justice,” Mulder says.

“They have their scapegoat, their predator.”

Small towns and cops protect their own.

Scully sighs: “What do you mean a TV character?”

Her affectionate naysaying is dialed up a notch tonight, like she just jumped out of the early seasons.

“He’s grown though.”

What is the logic of these familiars, exactly?

Is each familiar a new spirit or the same spirit wearing a new face?

As long as there’s something we love out there, it can be turned against us.

(“I can end this!”

she screams; as if on cue, a hellhound jumps her husband and devours him.)

Only the spell book is left unburnt, ready for the next jilted woman.

“Familiar” is a scattered episode.

Not these days."

A death in one town can start a national movement.