Matt Green made it his mission to walk every block of all five of New York City’s boroughs.

For no real reason.

Hes equal parts tourist and tour-guide.

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Green says hes never been mugged.

But those brief interviews with Greens ex-girlfriends reveal a more interesting analysis.

He never wanted to go to movies or go out to dinner, one girlfriend said.

She was competing against his pointless project for his attention.