The first Real Housewives of Bravos mega-franchise are coming back for a lucky 13th season.
Before catching the latest drama, brush up on your ABCs ofThe Real Housewives of Orange County.
A is for ACCIDENTS
Sometimes you spill champagne.
Sometimes you overturn an ATV.
Even in pristine Orange County, they happen.
B is for BASEBALL PLAYERS
Theyre mothers to them!
Theyre married to them!
Play ball, ladies!
D is for DIVORCE
Most of them have done it at least once.
F is for FAKE CANCER
Ugh,Brooks.
Tamra got them out!
J is for JESUS JUGS
Even more succinct (and alliterative!)
Its sinful) is Tamras nickname for her.
Oddly enough, Alexis was offended by the epithet rather than appreciative of its efficiency.
K is for KARMA
Welcome to the OC.
M is for MONEY
Yes, obviously, this is a show about rich people.
N is for NAKED WASTED
What does this even mean?
P is for PLASTIC SURGERY
They just love it.
Heather loves it so much she married it!
R is for RECESSION
Weve established how much these women love money and the ostentatious display thereof.
S is for SLADE
A lot has changed over the course of a dozen seasons.
T is for TEQUILA
Other than the occasional champs break (i.e.
whenever Heather is hosting a party), theres only one real drink of choice in the OC.
Spelling exhibitionism without the e is tacky and anti-intellectual?
Z is for ZODIAC
I am not a freak!
My soul wasborn with energy!
Theres no other explanation.
Like the vigor of Vicki, the magic ofRHOCwas written in the stars.
