I cannot believe the Berkshires snuck up on me like this.
Bravo should release a Berkshires greatest hits compilation on iTunes or somethingI would pay the 99 cents.
You dont have to get back to being a high-society debutantalso you literally cant.
Bravo
Youre 43 and you star on a reality show.
But, nonetheless, you have done very well for yourself since that one little decade-long hiccup!
But Tinsley, you have the job a million girls would kill for!
Youre Miranda Priestlys assistaI mean youre a Real Housewife!
And regarding her hopeless relationship with Scott the Coupon King of Chicago…
I would keep my happy lips zipped.
They just have to get there on their own.
But Bethenny Frankel has never met an impossible task she wouldnt yap into submission.
After her puppy fashion show, the women retire to a yacht on the Hudson (a thing!)
And theyre definitely right, I get it, I do.
But I wont fuss at you about ityoull just have to come to it on your own.
Butthey warned Luann about Tom, AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT.
But things go south when Luann meets the crew for dinner.
Ramona and Sonja agree to double up so they get a different big room.
And Tinsley could be in the room in the back.
According to Luann, the fish room is tantamount to peeing on the grave of their friendship.
Any chance you have anyone for a massage, Luann asks, like that is a totally normal question.
And I trulydo not understandhow Dorinda didnt get angry at what comes next.
When they tell her, Sonja and Ramona start cackling like the Sanderson sisters fromHocus Pocus.
They are making a noise I have never heard before, it is absolutely nuts.
This is what Dorinda finds when she gets back, plus Luann absolutelyfumingabout the sleeping arrangements.
Dorinda seems legitimately confused: There are no bad rooms in my house!
Its a beautiful manor!
Luann mocks back, Ooooh, Madame Bethenny is coming tomorrow.
She complains that she drove all the way from upstatewhich is not far!!
Yes, arguing with a co-worker is definitely comparable to losing your best friend to an overdose, Luann.
Gah, shes intolerable this episode.
and jumps up from the table in a huff.
I would have welled up right there at the dinner table.
I shudder to think, but also: can we make that happen and film it, hey?
