Because it sure didnt.
Luanns house is turning out to be more like…
Killer-Kingston, maybe?
Sonjas communication level, however, wavers somewhere between toddler-who-missed-their-nap and great-grandma-who-didnt-realize-the-eggnog-was-spiked.
Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo
And that was fine!
Because the show went onstage over a half hour after it was supposed to!
I mean, wow…
Lets get moving people, weve got a lot of ground to inaccurately cover.
Its like a private plane, but its on wheels!
Sonja exclaims, but surely she understands that shes just describing…a car.
That she could have just hired…a car to take her upstate.
Ah, yes, glamor!
She also brings a bottle of champagne to Luann, a recovering alcoholic, as a housewarming gift.
They give her a four-week deadline.
What, I said they weremorecompassionate, I didnt say everyone suddenly got a psychology degree.
Luanns mouth curls up like the Grinch, ready for a fight.
But its still all about Luann.
And boyyyy, does Bethenny catch onto that quick.
And a pretty good rule of thumb is not to tell your friends how to parent their children.
I celebrated you this simmer … IvedoneLuann.
