Any other franchise would just never go there.

But thats just whatRHONYis.

If they cant mask it with Botox,they cant mask it.

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And thats what I love about them.

I mean,Luannisnt incredible, shes a monster.

But again, if you enjoyed the psychological terrors ofHaunting of Hill House,youre gonna love this.

Thats actually like adeficitof jail time.

I understand not wanting someone to hold the help they freely gave against you.

Its a pretty good deal if you ask me!

But Luann would never ask me.

And her memories arent exactly fond.

But whatever, we can let a few things slide tonight.

Well,some of uscan.

Because giving us a window into her rough childhood doesnt suddenly make hernotRamona.

It did not seem fun for anyone but Luann.

And even though my allegiances areobviouslyto Sonja, I loved how jealous it made her.

Sonja is weird about men!

), and so its Sonja who was causing trouble.

I simply cant wait to see what next week holds (or drops, as it were).