When you do forgive, you start walking forward.
You cant settle for more.
Thats not what settling is!
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LUANN: I plead guilty…to beingfabulous.Luann, you were arrested.
Then you slipped your cuffs, verbally assaulted a police officer, and had to go to rehab.
I just…dont know if this is the place to invoke fabulousness.
But its also not good; like if I went outside and said, Its raining pigs and monkeys!
If Bethenny just twirled around in her red dress and said, Buy SkinnyGirl lunchmeat!
like she really wants to, Id have more respect for it.
Actually, they should bring backMillionaire Matchmakerjust for Tinsley.
Wont some millionaire justmatch with Tinsleyalready?
Shes very good at tennis!!!
SONJA: People call me over the top, but lately?
I prefer being a bottom!Reader, I screamed.
Not since, Theres nothing gray about these gardens have I screamed like this.
Does Sonja know what shes saying?
But ohmyandycohen, its good.
A queen of taglines, truly…
NEXT…
Which is good, because the others were all real duds!
Kind of like Barbara Ks clambake which, no offense, looked ever so dreary.
And yet, we spent half the episode there once Sonja, Tinsley, and Ramona arrived.
Ramona, of course, was not technically invited, but at least shes a gracious guest.
Upon arrival, Ramona quickly sets about her task of exposing Luann to Barbara.
Well, actually, shedoeshave a rebuttal.
Ohgood, I was afraid Ramona would go all season without handing out some of her patentedaddiction advice!
I refuse to give you context for the latter.
Luckily, no amount of intimidation can dissuade Sonja Morgan: Im not leaving the lobsters.
Thats who I am, thats just who I am.
Idontlove the freedom with which some of themhonestly,mostof themoffer their judgments on addiction.
Its a very weird trope of this season!
But the worst offender is, of course, Ramona.
Nasty, just nasty.
Such a lame statement and unfeeling toward our friend Bethenny who just lost her friend.
And just as Im thinking more Sonja pleasewe get it!
In fact, if you werenotshocked, you would be aloneeven Sonja is shocked.
This is a woman who will never be humbled.
This is also a woman who inexplicably shows up to Sonjas party in a Panama hat.
Well simply have to wait until next week to see the meeting of these two egos.
Also, has Bethenny been working on that Ramona impression in acting class because it was…incredibly accurate?
