There simply is no other place like New York City.
The highs onTheReal Housewives of New YorkCityare high, and the lows are loooow.
This is just…who they are.
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Indeed, Luke,mostdo not.
Other cities which shall not be named (but shall be read,right here at EW.com!)
Is most of what happened in that six-month time frame incredibly dark and bad?
Does starting with a flashback mean that theres not much of a season in our future.
And you’re free to rest assured that in season 11, the shadiest Housewife remains…
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I mean, damn.
Im so excited and I did itI did it!
So maybe things are on the upswing for ol Lu (for real this time)?
When new Friend of the Show Barbara K arrives, Luann tells her shes 53 days sober.
But no matter what songs theyre lip-syncing together now… Luanns kidsdidsue her.
I take it day by day and…its a struggle.
Its just that this isSonjaso pretty much everything is simultaneously desperately sad and hopelessly hilarious.
What could Sonja possibly be printing in that house?
Does this happen…every day?
A sample of Ramonas flirting style: I can only do the breaststrokeI have good breasts!
So, yeah, all is pretty much as it should be with Ramona.
DORINDA: Lady Dorinda of the Berkshires however, is sporting something new: a complete disdain for Luann.
but Im feeling like Dorindaand stay with me on thismaybe doesnt wish Luann well?
BETHENNY: As for whats going on with Bethenny?
Three weeks before filming began, Bethennys on-again-off-again boyfriend Dennis died of an overdose.
Luann doesnt plan to apologize either, saying Dorinda is a trigger for her.
Methinks theyre all going to end up at this clam bake.
