The reunion wraps up with one last attempt at a detente between Siggy and Margaret
Hows everybody doing?
You know what, I think I am.
the Great Pigster Feud (Pigster = Pigtails + Sigster).
Credit: BRAVO
Youre lucky Im on fing probation, bitch, Teresa tells her.
Nobody looks terribly good here, but the person who gets the most credit is Melissa.
Poor Danielle Staub looks like shes about to have a nervous breakdown.
Im not going to yell at you you wanna have a conversation?
Teresa can take no more and accuses Kim of being a madam.
Her actual words are prostitution company, which is kind of adorable.
What are you alleging, that shes a madam?
Andy asks incredulously, to which Teresa (I think) answers, Yes, shes a magnum.
(Again with the wine!
Im beginning to think its me, not them.)
A feminist celebration this is not, and whos sitting there not saying a word?
What would Vikki with the Two Ks have to say about this?
What would happen if we thrust all these gals in the Circle of Rocks?
Less slut shaming, more Danielle Staub working behind-the-scenes drama like the great and powerful Oz, hey!
Siggy, what is going through your mind?
Im praying that we can find peace in all this, she says.
Teresa has a right to be angry.
Melissa pipes right in and asks, Do I have a right to be angry?
Yes, but… Poor Melissa.
Why is she always discounted?
I dont get it.
Why is everybody so quick to get in Teresas good graces and so not at all interested in Melissa?
More proof that Teresa runs the show (sort of literally)?
Andy dismisses Kim D. from her time on the couch, and Teresa pipes in, Hello?
What about Danielle and Kim?
Danielles got s to say to Kim.
And so Kim D. stays.
Danielle, like Melissa, gets a gold star for composure.
Which, like, I get.
Its just her and Michael Campanella and the dog and her daughter, Sophie…. Did you catch that?
Did you forget she had a daughter?
Sophie, get in that Circle of Rocks and start spitting some truth at your mama.
(She says this like its a good thing.
If my roommate ever did this to me, he would find himself evicted, like, immediately.)
Im not saying shes doing like 10 kilos in the bathroom…I thought maybe Xanax or something.
(A, shes not, and B, CUT IT OUT.
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID JUST A MINUTE AGO ABOUT SUPPORTING ONE ANOTHER?!?)
to which Teresa says, We dont know, we dont know, we dont know.
Is it possible that Teresa doesnt actually understand what a concentration camp is?
Further proof is Danielle saying a minute later about Margaret, Shes not anti-Semite.
More important: And how on earth is Siggy not offended by Teresa?
Anyway, thats pretty much where we leave things, folks.
Theres no detente between Siggy and Margaret, though Andy has hope that there could be someday.
Theres champagne and cake (which only Teresa throws this time), and thats a wrap on Jersey.
