Teresa is blond (it looks good!
), Danielle Staub has a bob (it looks good!
No ones gonna ever come between us again, Melissa says.

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Teresas face, in response, is blank.
Margaret has finally really had it, and my moneys on extensions flying by episodes end.
The good news is that were saved by the bell that is, Melissas phone, which is ringing.
Whos on the line?
Ramona Singer, whom Melissa has in her phone as Romana.
God I miss the women of NYC, in particular the Mexico versions of Luann and Sonja.
Folks, Siggy is bonkers.
Not unsympathetic and not unfun, but boy oy boy is she a fruit loop.
But if anyone seems like a bully here, its Siggy.
Season guest player Danielle Staub joins the gals on the couch, and when she enters, Dolores a.k.a.
God I love this woman.
It wasntsuperearly days for reality TV, but still: It was a different time.
A time in which Melissa Gorga confided in Danielle Staub on a social media platform about her sister-in-law.
Speaking of different times, Id completely forgotten this next part, and its important.
(Well, important.)
We call each other names all the time, it doesnt mean were gay.
Uh…great apology, bro.
I feel totally comfortable now.
But back to Siggy and Dolores: Get a life, ladies.
Whats the big deal?
just keep talking about it instead of The Great Cake Incident of 2017, which is whats up next.
Ugh, with the cake.
Even if that were true (its not), how would that be any better?
Siggy, accountability look it up.
No one looks great, but Siggy looks the worst.
Ooh, Kim Ds here!
Hopefully Siggys will make more sense this time.
(Something about Margaret getting Siggys number in Afghanistan?
I dont know.)