Rinna basically sat out season 8; now, she has returnedfor blood.
But the thing about it is…
Lisa Vanderpump cant pull strings where there are no strings to pull.
Perhaps theyve taken cover to avoid one of LVPs many, many flying jabs at Dorit.
Credit: Bravo
LVP tells her to stop bringing it up, and Kyle whispers to Rinna: Dorit.
Idoblame Teddi and Kyle for then spilling the very explicit beans about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.
Its just that Rinna is so damnthrilledto have caught LVP in the act.
There are no winners here!
And, ugh…it looks just incredible.
And no, Ididntknow that a 70-inch ponytail had to take the U.S.
Postal Service oath, but Idoknow that no one ruins beautiful meals faster than the Housewives.
I think we should go around the table and find out if theres anything that needs to be said.
(Insert RHOAwhosaidthatgif here.)
Erika is having…well, whatslessthan none-of-it?
It is all…very awkward!!!
LVPimmediatelybacks down and asks to move on.
Im yourfriend,Lisa!
Dorit gasps out, and man I really needed that laugh in the middle of all of this.
Denise perfectly leans over to Camille at this point with a mouthful of food and mumbles, Im lost.
Its about a dog issue, Camille assures her.
Rinna is screaming, Hes your employee, Lisa.
This wouldnt get out there if you didnt want it out there!
And then she finally says the words: This is a fing set-up!
Yall, it is absurd, I know but this sh is better thanThe Departed.
Why is Dorit so upset?
You know why, Rinna spits back.
