But I just cant help myself.
Lets sit down to 10 different dinners to discuss it in full, shall we?
The only Housewife who doesnt sit down to a meal exclusively to gossip about her co-workers is Erika.

Credit: Bravo
Is your life going to change?
It really puts the important things in life into perspective…
Dorits making bikinis, yaaaaall!
But learning about Dorits fashion backgroundhasled me to one wonderful discovery, for which I will be eternally grateful.
Alright, lets detox with some puppies.
But hey, what are numerical facts, anyway!?
I mean good on her.
Finally, its time for two separate dinners where everyone talks about the same thing.
Dorit barely does, but she tells LVP that surely Camille understood it was a joke.
Camille, youre basically just writing these for me at this point.
And you know what?
All right, Rinna you have our attention.
Allegedly…Ken assaulted this woman somehow.
See you next Tuesday!