Praise Andy Cohen on high forMrs.Denise Richards.
What a breath of fresh air… believes in the power of sideways-8s.
And this week, Denise makes six!
But the thing about Denise is…shesnotuptight, polished, or produced like the rest of herRHOBHsistren.
Im not even wearing pants because these are technically jean shorts!
And my shoes are actually just the little flipflops they give you after a pedicure!
Now, barkeep, just procure me your finest Yeti cup full of tequila!
So, yes, Denises drama-bringing potential seems so low.
But myfavoritething about the spontaneity of this wedding though is that it also seems to throw production into chaos.
And down on the bill, just in case theresany lingering confusion: I LOVE JESUS.
Eat your heart out, Female Body Inspector.
And what can the money we dont have do?
Her dress doesnt arrive until 2:30 when were told Aaron is in the shower.
But the woman loves a short and she looks amazing so she can do whatever she wants…
Including showing up an hour and a half late to her wedding ceremony!
LVP also plays nice, giving everyone double-cheek-kisses when she arrives.
So the news was, uh,going to get out there.
I mean, Im sure Lisa Vanderpump fed that story to the press, dont get me wrong.
I just think we dont see any reason to butcher vocabulary facts to prove it.
