The real story, it tells us, is even more…CRAZY/EPIC/UNBELIEVABLE/SHOCKING.

But I have no idea what theyre talking about?

!Whatscrazier?Whatsmore epic???

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No, I much prefer to come into these seasons blind.

Denise Richards is this seasons new cast member…which means we have to talk aboutCharlie Sheenall the time.

Im not really one to defend Kyle, but I am one to be fair (ha!

When Dorit relays this story to Erika, she correctly gasps, Was Lisa maaaad?

Youre looking to start shit with me, I can already feel it!

Kyle says…tellingly.

But it seems Kyle isnt the only one whos feeling a little whiplash about LVPs opinions on her actions.

But when Teddy sees Dorit at Kyles pool party, theyre actually pretty chill.

The bad time WILL come…oh, it will come.

Superhot boyfriends can mellow a lot of awkward situations.

You get a reputation like thatyoure screwed.

I cant say that I saw an animal cruelty storyline commanding this season, and yet here we are.

What didyouthink of theRHOBHpremiere?

Are you looking forward to the potential takedown of Queen LVP or is this an undeserved coup?

Could it really be more CRAZY/EPIC/UNBELIEVABLE/SHOCKING than whatevers already been made public?

And what,exactly,could be growing on PKs hands that he has to shave it off?