Youre such a fing liar, Camille!

But deep down, you know theyre still out there, screaming.

Wouldnt you know it sporting the fullHousewivesfranchise roster gets you a lot of reality TV screen time.

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I now know that the editor-in-chief of BELLA Magazine spells her name Courtenay.

I know that she retires early from parties to put her three children to bed.

I know that BELLA Magazine has a NYFW issue and considers Dorit Kemsley to embody what the magazine represents.

Do I have any idea what that embodiment is, or what BELLA Magazine is a magazinefor?

But I know itexists,and in theReal Housewivesworld, thats better than gold.

OnThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, print media is alive and well, baby!

Teddi tells Kyle, She essentially alluded that Lisa gets jealous of Dorit and your friendship.

At first everything was bumping alongfine.

Even just that shes being open about having a co-author is a very judicious move for theHousewivesworld.

Her magazine photos look great, and I actually really liked her double-breasted old-fashioned tuxedo look at the party.

As Erika puts it when they dash through the rain to their car: Sugar melts, motherfer!

Then this happens:

Kyle: Im here to have fun!

Me: Yes, go Kyle!

Kyle: But…

Me: No, Kyle, youre here to have fun!

Kyle: I will say one thing…

Me: No, Kyle, stand down!

Kyle: I have to get something off my chest.

Dorit:Well, so much for the fun night!

I hate to say it, but in this one tiny remark, Dorit is correct.

Kyles feelings arent wrong, but theyseemwrong because she brought them up at the wrong time.

Dont tell someone how annoying they are on a night youre supposed to be celebrating them.

Tell someone how annoying they are when theyrebeingannoying.

Kyle, this isDoritwere talking about here; there aresomany opportunities.

But before all that, Lisa Vanderpump stared silently on while Kyle started her list of complaints.

And thenthatturned into Kyle feeling like Lisa is much harder on her than she is on Dorit.

Which is…also true.

Perhaps they should wait until theyre back in Beverly Hills though these girls just cant handle New York.