Its a real labyrinth for the mindall accompanied by women twirling around in sparkly gowns against jewel-tone backgrounds!
(I assume its obvious that should be read withthe voiceof a drunk, pseudo-British kitten).
And yes thatisa mostly well-deployed pun youre hearing there!

Credit: Bravo
DENISE: My problem with the tabloids?
My real life is so much juicier.Am I, admittedly, a lover of self-appointed question-and-answer sessions?Yes.
But I also love the suggestion that Denises life is more bananas than the bananas version weve been told.
(My fear, however, is that this tagline might prove to bea bitof an overstatement.)
)this one is perfect.
This is one of the longest standing friendships inHousewiveshistory, and I dont want to cheer on its dissolution…
But this sucker is already broken, so bring in the kitchen screams, I guess.
), but theyrealsotaking little jabs at each other all episode.
So I guess the friends were supposed to buy now are Erika, Rinna, and Dorit???
Teddi, meanwhile, is in her natural habitatsprinting up a mountainwith Lisa Rinna.
Getting out of that bad place is whats inspired her to do the accountability work that she does now.
Denise says knowing Erika thinks about them turns her on.
Im pretty sure they both mean it, and I am…interestedto see where this goes!
This isexactlythe kind of content one hopes for out ofThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The ladies toast to Michael Bolton, without whom, Rinna might have never met her husband.
Except without all the thanks.
And thats quite clear to the other six women listening in, as well.