And these werent even the first receipts of the episode!
Unfortunately, Teddi is still new around here.
Which isso richI think we can all quit our day jobs just from hearing it.
And to top it all off, she says, I find out people have been gossiping about me.
Doritto topwhatall off?!
Oh, you mean the day that Lisa was told the dog was in a kill shelter?
Because this all simply dies out if Teddi never says anything.
Erika assures her she didnt do anything wrong: You were fed bad information on purposeyou got used!
I appreciate the passion, buttechnicallyshe was fed good information on purpose and was never successfully used.
Things just arent adding up, and Teddis promised receipts dont do much for clarity.
This is the thing about Teddieven when shes right, she feels wrong because she wont justplay the game.
Its like she came into a chess game trying to play the most boring game of Life ever.
But this time, shes sure she has the winning move.
Teddis face, like, shutters close and she goesdivingfor her envelope clutch.
I feel as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.
Because no one has loved this turn on LVP more than Lisa Rinna, as well soon see.
Its not exactly how could you do this to me…question mark, but its still pretty good.
Everyone kind of explodes at that and Kyle says she just doesnt know what to do about it.
Rinna screams back, Well thats what we need to talk about!
Now, what do you f do, and what dowef do?!
Never has it been more apparent that Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump are co-workers.
Its…a risky move, and I admire her swinging for the fences on it.
But she better enjoy this Cheshire Cat chaos while she can because LVP is arming up.
It contains texts hes managed to procure from John Blizzard, and its much more than a yes-all-capitals.
Or as Ken says, its all of his textseses and all of [Teddis] textseses.
Sowhat is the truth?IsTeddiactually manipulatingLVP?
Are the manipulating each other at the same time?
Is John Blizzard a monster?
And is Lisa Rinna an agent of chaos or an agent of truth in all this?
