Ive got a pretty short memory when it comes toHousewives.

Christine Blasey Ford, and Im completely over it.

Same goes for Dorit.

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Or, look atKim Richards.

Not even her feather duster wig, nor omnipresent finger-smudged champagne glass seem to faze me.

So lets do that real quick, k?

But the editors flash to the first time they met when Dorit was all Im a hugger!

and toothy smiles, and I get itDorits thing is not that shes mean.

However, it seems like there might be a small discrepancy between what these two find valuable in friendship.

Lisa Rinna at least admits when shes being disingenuous.

Now, I know what youre thinkinghe probably said pelvis.

Rinna isnt having it: Thats fucking passive aggressive.

Cool, cool, cool.

Except for Camille, who says, I just have a different point of view on this one.

It is…jaw-dropping.

Teddi asks her if she doesnt believe women should be heard, and she says defensively, Womenshouldbe heard!

Just not this woman…because she didnt do it in a way that Camille liked.

Enter Rinna: Camille comparing herself to Brett Kavanaugh is fing weird, Im sorry.

I mean, I know she has this f up sense of herself, butthis isnt about you Camille.

It takes so much courage to come forward.

I think the least we can do is show these victims compassion.

For once, I wont even attempt to say it better myself.