The main question surrounding Monday nights MET gala, was of course: whatiscamp?
Well, I would love to tell yooh no, excuse me.
Teddi just interjected thatshedlove to tell you becauseand you may not know this about hershes very direct.
Credit: Bravo
And as wellallknow, being direct, by definition, means sharing every opinion youve ever had aloud.
And if put to the test, Im still not sure I could perfectly define camp.
Four grown women acting like theyve never heard of a hand job for six hours straight?
Eating cheese whiz and pumpkin pie for breakfast?
Calling the process of driving a tour bus to a fleet of heated yurts with feather pillow shams camping?
Figurativelybut not at all literallyCAMP!
Unless its Katy Perrydressedas a kitchen cabinetIm not interested.
But she neednt have worried.
He was just the only person I knew that had never had one.
The only person?!
That might lead you to ask ifDenisehas had a happy ending massage.
You give these women a little peace and quiet, and things really get unregulated.
What if theydidntstop talking about.
Thisfrustrates Camille who has been regularly expressing in her testimonials that she thinks Teddi is a know-it-all.
